[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[shetheyslain]

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[importantcatpics]

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[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

web weave finds that made me want to claw my eyes out

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[kristina100000]

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

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[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

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