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Melody | 27 | she/her | INFJ | fix your hearts or die

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[wordfather]

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[twinkprison]

we must get through it Thursday

[twinkprison]

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

[bleekay]

[jessaerys]

[heylsgowt]

[0livrealness]

𝙸 𝚕𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌

𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛

[goldensunset]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[taptrial2]

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[expressions-of-nature]

Lightning over Hazmburk Castle, Czech Republic by Jan Drahokoupil

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[ceruleanheaven]

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

[romcommunist]

elm trees my only friend

[romcommunist]

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

[headspace-hotel]