getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost
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getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.
FOGHORN LEGHORN
"I SAY, I SAY, BOY!"
Foghorn Leghorn is an anthropomorphic rooster appearing in Warner Bros. cartoons. Foghorn is a large, anthropomorphic adult rooster with a red head, long red tailfeathers, and yellow talons with short yellow claws. He has a Virginian accent, a "good ol' boy" speaking style, and a penchant for mischief. He has a knack of saying, "I say" as a form of interjection in his speech.
Foghorn Leghorn was directly inspired by the popular character Senator Claghorn, a blustery Southern politician played by Kenny Delmar who was a regular character in The Fred Allen Show, a popular radio show of the 1940s.[3] All of the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons in the Golden Age were directed by Robert McKimson, and the rooster vies with the Tasmanian Devil as the most popular character associated with the director.
Source: FOGHORN LEGHORN
Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.
If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is
Original comic by Rasenth
Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.
I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.
My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Potatoes are magical. Just look at all the different kinds of deliciousness that can be made from these unassuming lumps.
The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.
That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.
When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”
Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing
Husk's secret weapon
@dealwithadeer ayo check this out
Lucifer actually got Alastor to swear, damn! I can't wait to see more of these two together! I love me some rivalry!!
Some people told me to just try and post some of the art. So let's go!!!!!!
Here some Corpse Bride art
I get called out lots of times in my life. But nothing has hit quite as peculiar as this.
Angry boy
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i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
The majority of these adopts were initially made for charity, and since they’re still up for grabs and everything that’s happening in Ukraine right now, I would like to sell these adopts and give all the money earned from them to the “Ukraine crisis relief fund”. I’ve brought down the prices of these adopts so if you’d like to have one of these designs for yourself and also help out the fund then here’s your chance!
1. Galaxy character ($10) - Still available 2. Assassin character ($10) - Still available 3. Deer character ($10) - Still available 4. Dream character ($10) - Still available 5. Tree caretaker ($10) - Still available
6. Pan dragon ($5) - Still available 7. Non-binary wolf ($5) - Still available 8. Eye monster ($5) - Still available 9. Ghost ($5) - Still available 10. Pumpkin Head ($5) - Still available
-All money earned from these adoptables will be given to the charity. -Payment is through paypal. -After paying for the adoptable I’ll send the drawing over to you. -Once bought you’re allowed to post the drawing I gave you as long as I’m credited for the drawing itself. -You’re allowed to do whatever you want with the character after you’ve bought them. -Message me if you’re interested in buying any of them and supporting charity while you’re at it! -The post will be updated whenever one is sold.
Really wishing some of you fuckers lived closer so I could meet y'all at the bar after work for a cold beer and some loaded nachos.
“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”
I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”
I will never not reblog this
😂 so freaking true
“Oh, no it’s not quite finished yet.”
“That’s okay, let me see-“
Or…alternately:
“what are you drawing?”
“it’s a….picture”
“oh cool, let me see…
“…uh…”
This, so this 👆🏼 😂😂😂