Shut Up Honey

That's All Folks! P.s my first language is Dutch so don't eat me if I make any grammar mistakes. Or do, maybe it's a kink thing 🤷‍♀️

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[caemidraws]

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[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[victusinveritas]

[rostekhorn]

It's even better than that.

At least according to the old continuity, the Wookiees were skilled explorers, and their Clatuuvac Guild had the secrets to a number of hyperspace routes, especially through the Core (it's why the Separatists were so keen to take the planet in Revenge of the Sith)... And Chewbacca was one of the people who knew these hyperspace routes.

So the Millennium Falcon being the fastest smuggler ship in the galaxy? About half of that is down to Han's modifications, the fact that he drives like crazy, and the fact that he's almost as good as he thinks he is. The other half? Is just Chewie knowing a bunch of shortcuts, which he got from all the classified information he knew when he was a commander.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Look, if the respected commander wants to bring his rescue human along, so be it. Even if said rescue is poorly socialized.

[kaydeefalls]

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

[rattle-my-stars]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

[supreme-leader-stoat]

IT’S AS BIG AS HE IS

[songofkeys]

IT GOES LIKE HALFWAY DOWN HIS BODY????

[armengoldira]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

these guys haven't seen goncharov

[animentality]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that

[pauk-di]

I can't hate him.

Look at him.

[cardinailed0]

quick sketch that's sort of a redraw of a really old hk drawing silksong is still not my cup of tea very sadly :[ meow

[feefal]

Found out I can use HOLO FOIL for the cover of my next art book. The magnitude of this new information can not be overstated

I will birth the shiniest, iridescent, rainbowiest art book known to man

[feefal]

Examples of two holo foil prints I’ve made… I fear I’ve been made too powerful. The global economy will shift once this book drops

[interpolationz]

the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

[interpolationz]

some personal favorites from various categories

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[amalkova]

if tumblr is still on the lookout for their new monetisation scheme they should implement "pay me to not change anything" button. The revenue would be through the roof

[aromanticsky]

let’s a make a beautiful mycelium network…

[aromanticsky]

I’ll start!

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This is my fungus! They are young and lonely, please help them grow and make friends!

[aromanticsky]

the network is growing!

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[shedoescalcforfunsies]

let's go mycelium, let's go!

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[kittyhalk]

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

[kittyhalk]

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

[kittyhalk]

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive on land is a gay tortoise

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!