Never Ever [Oikawa Tooru]
WARNING Contains NSFW material Bone-deep exhaustion had taken over Akaashi. The reunion had lasted forever and his partners didn’t seem at all willing to call it a night. He was seriously considering to get up and leave right at that moment by himself. He stole a glance at Bokuto who was sitting right by his side, laughing like a child - a very drunk and immature child – and sighed defeated. There was no way Bokuto would ever let him go; he’d hunt him to the end of the world and drag him back to the table by the hair. Realising that everybody had turned their attention to him, Akaashi let out another sigh and raised his gaze to meet his audience. It was his turn to entertain the crowd. “I’ve never ever…” he paused, unable to come up with an idea that would not cause too much strife. “I’ve never ever paid for, ahem, intimate services”, he finished off and stared at the bunch of guys, gaze as expressionless as ever, as they exchanged freaked out glances. This may actually prove quite interesting, Akaashi thought and chuckled, leaning into his seat and observing the fitful reactions around him. Kenma glared at Kuroo, who cleared his throat and looked away. Kyoutani snorted and pushed his drink aside. Terushima chuckled, circling the lip of his glass with his fingertip. Bokuto stared excitedly at Ushijima, as the latter without any hesitation brought his glass to his mouth. Tanaka yelped at the view of the tall man downing his drink, inevitably drawing his attention. “Hmmm…?” Ushijima huffed, noticing everyone’s eyes fixed on him. “What’s wrong?” “Oi, Ushijima! You’ve paid for sex!” Bokuto stated enthusiastically the obvious. “That’s what I was supposed to do to become a man”, Ushijima deadpanned obliviously. Iwaizumi, realising that Oikawa was inexplicably abstaining from the fuss, gave a side glance at his friend, only to notice him fixated on his drink, biting his lower lip in frustration. Oikawa huffs annoyed as Iwaizumi stands up from his seat in front of the bar declaring that he has had enough of this shit and he’s going home. Surely Oikawa understands that no matter how underground, decrepit, or fishy a place he might discover, a pack of girls –established fans or new introductions- will certainly flock him and annoy the shit out of Iwaizumi. Still, he insists, not only to go out, but also to drag his poor friend along. Grumpy gaze follows Iwaizumi as he makes his way to the exit and the door closes behind his back. Oikawa sighs knowing fully well that his buffer zone is gone. He’s left helpless and alone in the mercy of the newly attained fanbase. He casts about in a frantic attempt to find a way to excuse himself; to distract the flock of screeching geese. And –oh, the divine intervention!- he does find it. Or rather, he does find her. She is sitting alone, aloof gaze scanning her surroundings and not even paying him any attention. He feels a small jab of annoyance that he attributes to the screeching crowd. A charming smile crawls to his face and he graciously excuses himself, marching confidently towards his target. Wearing his most irresistible smirk, he slides into the seat next to her. “You don’t mind me sitting next to you, do you?” he says in a low tone. “Why bother asking when you’ve already sat down?” she retorts and another jab pinches his heart. His smile falters for a heartbeat but he manages to recollect himself. “Well… what is an ethereal creature like you doing in such a… not so ethereal place?” he murmurs. “Minding my own business.” she deadpans. “Would you mind minding your business with me?” he tries once more. She raises an eyebrow. “Yes, I most certainly would”, she almost growls making him pull back in surprise. Oikawa sighs; there isn’t much he can do. Yet, he doesn’t like being rejected –not one bit. So, he persists. Saying nothing, he simply stares at her with smiling eyes until he manages to unnerve her. “I don’t appreciate such indirect approaches”, she states. “Ooh?” Finally his smile spreads on his face. “Then what would you say if I asked you to leave with me right now?” he lets a tiny pause creep between his words and leans closer, not realising what’s coming out of his lips. “If I told you that I can make all your fantasies come true?” Silence meets his questions and suddenly he’s all too aware of the crap he’s told her. He freaks out and forces his lips open to mend the damage. “I didn’t expect you to be such a guy”, she stops the words in his mouth and an awkward laugh rolls off his tongue. “Well…” he stutters. “Very well. I will come with you”, she says dead seriously. He smiles comfortably, all the while he internally high-fives himself. “Let’s go then!” He stands up and asks for her hand. A strong ache wakes Oikawa up. He brings a palm to his head and massages his temples. Momentarily he wonders where the hell he is. He is definitely not in a familiar setting. Gingerly, he gets up and looks around. Much to his surprise, he realises he is in a cheap love hotel. He reads the little sign on the door with distaste – he doesn’t appreciate such dwellings. He tries to remember what happened the night before. His memories are fragmented; like the scene of a crime in a movie. Lips attack his mouth and a door closes. Silk sheets brush against his naked back and teeth graze his skin. Black lace is torn apart, soft curves pressing against his fingertips. He kisses; he moans; he bites; he squirms. She has taken over him, playing with his senses in a way he has never experienced before. She orders him to touch her, to tie her, to spank her. And then she screams for him to get inside her, to make her come. Honestly, he doesn’t know what is going on. He feels elation; need; possessiveness. He wants to hurt her; and he wants to offer her immeasurable pleasure. The rays of the morning sun sneak through the blinds and after hours of driving each other to the edge, they finally surrender to exhaustion. Her absence registers in his mind and he wonders where she could have gone. Another –familiar now- jab pierces him. Has he been unceremoniously dumped?! It is then that he notices the small sheet of paper on the nightstand. He unfolds the note and reads through its contents. An email address is scribbled on the top. Last night was certainly the most professional experience I’ve ever had. Please email me your contact details. I want to recommend you to some friends of mine. Unable to comprehend, he turns his attention to the nightstand. On the wooden surface lies a bunch of banknotes. The sudden grin that crawled to Oikawa’s lips creeped Iwaizumi out. Oikawa might not have been eligible to drink in this round –not regrettably-, but he was definitely eligible to claim to have professional experience.
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