Semi-Goth Canadian.

She/Her▪︎Single▪︎Goth Stuff ▪︎Canadian Stuff ▪︎My Terrible Art ▪︎Memes ▪︎Emo Music▪︎Bisexual 💖💜💙 Why do this to me? I think I need to sleep...

[teaboot]

I’ve yet to encounter a problem in life that couldn’t be solved with a brick.

[semigothcanadian]

I know I put this is meme format but it's been bothering me for a while. Dr. Phil is taking advantage of people's mental health issues and making them into a freak show and memes. The way the show is filmed portrays these people as ratchet characters in a drama. I know that people voluntarily go on his show but it's mostly people who can't afford other help. He also doesn't act in a professional manner whatsoever. He openly mocks, demeans and uses sarcasm with his patients. He also tries to use logic against people's delusions which isn't something a psychologist should do. His show should be taken off air.

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[skinandbonewishes]

Reblog

[ana-deaky]

Reblog

[up-in-my-bunghole]

Reblog

[fatherwildlife]

[bluebellvampire]

F R O G S

[semigothcanadian]

F R O G S

[one-time-i-dreamt]

To cut down on bovine emissions and provide more jobs, people started using human breast milk instead of cow’s milk. They called it “Best Milk”.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what?

[softesmoll]

Anime where the protagonist gains powers from drinking breast milk: Seikon no Qwaser (The Qwaser of Stigmata)

My favourite thing about this is the fact that the best/strongest is virgins’ breast milk

[semigothcanadian]

Hmmm tHe BrEaSt MiLk Of ViRgInS.

[semigothcanadian]

"Never let them take you alive"

- Gerard Way

You have come so far. You're strong and capable. You got through so much on your own.

[semigothcanadian]

If you're fine as long as it's not your kid, you're still homophobic.

People need to realize that if they're fine with the LGBTQ+ community as long as it's not their kids, it's incredibly homophobic. I'm not just talking about boomers, a lot of melenial parents that I know claim to not be homophobic because they're fine if it's not their kid. I get that it's their family but it's still prejudice. They're afraid of the community being normalized and they can't stand the thought that it's in their home. If you're "not racist" but would be upset if your kid married interracial, you ARE racist. People are still having trouble accepting the LGBTQ+ community as people.

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[sqlatoon]

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[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

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[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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100… we did it lads

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101!

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111!

If ur the 420th person,….

[human--wreckage-that-you-love-d]

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[semigothcanadian]

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[semigothcanadian]

John Mulaney in drag. That's it, that's the post.

[semigothcanadian]

Me: I'm ugly what can I do?

My brain: Eat properly? Go outside? Get more sleep? Get exercise? Take a shower? Shave your legs?

Me: Blue. Hair.

[semigothcanadian]

Does anyone else find it super cute when a girl has dyed her hair fully and it's grown out enough to show her roots? This is especially true when they have blue hair and brown roots.

(The beauty in the bottom center is @imsogoth)

[humanpeoples]

If I hugged You Would you hug me back? | Humanpeoples on Patreon

Official Post from Humanpeoples: Jus a lil doodle iI did a few weeks ago :)

Digital extras coming soon 💕💗

[phoenixcollective]

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

the lack of notes on this is depressing

[omayga]

I can’t even comment on this one… 

Reblog with your own cause of death XD

[kitty-chan17985]

…

[the-wonder-bike-deactivated2019]

Dammit, Edd Sheeran !

[i-am-universe-blog-deactivated2]

This lizard

[hbc13-deactivated20180610]

Fuck

[waniexpres-deactivated20220110]

not sure how i feel about this

[vinnexsstuff-deactivated2024122]

Im scared

[lunarsanctuary]

h

[lemonnlimee-deactivated20181024]

oh

[garyslab-deactivated20220402]

TAKO NOOOO

[hellratboy69-deactivated2021102]

OOF

[fuckingpeely-deactivated2022092]

[ask-the-pink-puffball]

I’ll never trust you lot again! E-Even YOU Kirby! 😣😣😣

[ask-the-pink-puffball]

god why you do dis 2 me

wat

[movedtopuffnet]

I M CRYING SBSJSKSK

[woodchichen]

[no-norai-no]

WHY

[swiftysway-deactivated20181020]

so,,,princibaldi.

[your-local-trashy-potato-deacti]

dammit patrick

[just-skeleton-thoughts]

[kraetys]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@i-am-a-koi got me killed

[sword-and-nightingale]

But das me?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Naruto looks so sad

[sword-and-nightingale]

I’ve never been more insulted, thanks.

[every-unicorn-has-a-unique-horn]

[justafankid]

No!! My gnome wouldn’t kill me…

[human--wreckage-that-you-love-d]

[semigothcanadian]

@human--wreckage-that-you-love of course that's what you got 😂

[asleepcrdead]

ok so as we know, mcr are no longer young sexie emo boys, they are grown sophisticated men with families and they are probably very tired and probably do not want to scream and pour blood on themselves (with the exception of maybe frank) so ive compiled a list of more mellow mcr songs they could play at the reunion show:

- cancer

- gerard’s frog dad song

- every snowflake’s different just like you

- you know what they do to guys like us in prison acoustic version (think ed sheeran)

- 20 minutes of gerard reading frerard smut followed by frank yelling at shippers for being gross

- i don’t love you

- the first 90 seconds of blood

- mikey way asmr

- ray plays giorno’s theme on the guitar

- gerard tries mumble rap

- the light behind your eyes

feel free to add more

[semigothcanadian]

-gerard doing the weekly pancake report (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about)

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[godwrensatan]

*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*

[confused-and-all-bi-myself-deac]

*unliked and reblogged angrily*

[bronypodge-deactivated20181119]

look at all this green

makes this trans boy so happy

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[juxtafruition]

i AM a real man

[damn-shawty]

make sure to REBLOG and NOT like this post :)

[eatyourfukingdumplings]

Nooooo I didn’t mean to like ittttttt ahhhhddhhh.tuduhehemeh

[djungelblog]

REBLOGE NO LIKE

REBLOGE NO LIKE!! !

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[semigothcanadian]

Yes! Non offensive poc jokes: Asian who likes rice or are good at math, black dude who loves fried chicken, brown people who have high spice tolerance.

Offensive poc jokes: asians having slanted eyes or crooked teeth, black people being criminals or ratched, brown people being hairy, drug dealers or terrorists.

Contrary, offensive white people jokes: white girls having flat butts, white people being inbred or being school shooters.

The white side of my family needs to see this post! Me making a joke about my white cousin drinking a pumpkin spice latte doesn't excuse her from calling me a terrorist! It's okay to make racial jokes as long as you're not perpetuating harmful or offensive stereotypes.