Forgive me for my fashion choices

Gorb She/Her

[frobby]

"Imagine a guy but u cant see or remember his face 😱" my everyday life i have face blindness

[sysiheart]

Me: i have never seen this man in my life

The tv show im watching: ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER

My faceblind ass: oh

The tv show: THIS IS THE THIRD SEASON WITH HIM

My faceblind ass: MAYBE DONT MAKE HIM WEAR A HAT WITHOUT WARNING ME

[kyleesarthell]

I yearn for Minoan pixel game... do not know how to code... so I'll just animate it

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[translatingpostsintoflemish]

dus ik denk dat de oplossing is om teckels een derde paar poten te geven precies in het midden

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[humanoidhistory]

2001: A Space Odyssey poster art by Robert McCall.

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[makeitdewey]

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

[socks-crocs-and-flipflops]

Le défi: submit assignment on time failed miserably. As per

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

[wecanthavethat]

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[socks-crocs-and-flipflops]

You know, british rail may not be nationalised, but a least its not able to cope with the heat, or even the cold. And, after all that, at least it doesn't have a robust refund system either 👍

[socks-crocs-and-flipflops]

You know, british rail may not be nationalised, but a least its not able to cope with the heat, or even the cold. And, after all that, at least it doesn't have a robust refund system either 👍

[reallyneedsalife]

there goes another prime minister

here we go again

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[onenicebugperday]

Surreal insect paintings by Nathiola on Reddit (Posted with permission!)

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