andiamo

listen I love you joy is coming

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

[uhlexuhhh]

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

[becomingvecna]

Sculptured Web by anncarringtonart

[thememedaddy]

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[heaveninawildflower]

Stained glass window taken from Louis Comfort Tiffany's house (Laurelton Hall) in Oyster Bay, New York.

Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Sailko. Wikimedia. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[lislemons]

the pitt characters as posts that reminded me of them part 3

[dennisscrubs]

The Pitt & screenshots from my camera roll part 3

[daily-spooky]

Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

[science-hoes]

The Pitt Season Two Teaser Trailer

via Fiona Dourif on Instagram

[microman]

[grundoonmgnx]

Keith Tyson, Color Out of Place

[boyhood]

Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

[winterrose527]

my family: I just can't understand why you're single...

me, sitting on my couch, talking to my dog who is laying cradled in my legs, about going into my office which is twenty feet away: Okay, I have to go to work now. Do you want to come? Should it be a take your doggy to work day?

[toyastales]

Coiled snake pendant with chain by René Jules Lalique, crafted from gold, pearls, and champlevé enamel, Paris, 1898-1899. Collection: State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg, Russia.

[l0uisebrooks]

jewellery box crab