Andrew

I'm full of dad jokes, nerd shit and random thoughts. Neurospicy. He/him. Against discrimination and bigotry in all forms.

[divinityundefined]

yall want the diverse perspectives and labor that comes from oppressed minority groups but don’t want to share our anger and rage when we’re oppressed. like bitch stand up

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[depsidase]

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[nicky999doors]

[jabberwockypie]

[oggeminivenus]

[modelsof-color]

Grace Bol by Richard Phibbs for Vogue Greece Magazine - October 2019

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[jackeloop]

Theres nothing funnier than Murph saying "Darkness man is laughing so hard he has to leave the room" with a completely straight factual voice.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram