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Every DnD campaign ever

Sometimes you gotta go "eh, that'll do" about keeping yourself alive. Like if you can choose between drinking fresh water and consuming nothing but coke, you should obviously pick drinking water, but if realistically, you'll either drink the coke or get no liquids at all, you should probably drink the coke.

Dehydration kills in three days. Normal stores don't even sell drinks toxic enough that you'd get organ damage and die from drinking nothing but those for three days straight.

evelily7023-deactivated20230824

funnytwittertweets

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STEVEN UNIVERSE ‘gem harvest’

septic-jackson-lover-98

my poor bb 🥺

itsfuegon

flattered

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

thantos1991

The human in the room looks up and goes “Wait I have stripes?”

cosmicbumfights

“what do you mean cats can see them, but I can’t?”

messiambrandybuck

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

beenovel

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

messiambrandybuck

NO NO ITS NOT “IT THINKS I HAVE THEM”

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED “MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!”

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

beenovel

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

messiambrandybuck

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

beenovel

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

blueberryrock

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

beenovel

WHAT

messiambrandybuck

apparently there’s a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I’m still in shock tbh

hachama

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON’T TELL ME

yupokaysuremhm

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

sinestrocas

demonoflight

They’re called Blaschko’s lines!!!

injuries-in-dust

The reverse can also be true … kinda.

I remember reading somehwre the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. I just googled it and the human eye can see 10 Million different shades of green.

So human could see stripes and patterns on, say, a reptillian race who maybe can’t see as many colours as we do, and think they’re just one boring shade of green.

Human: We have stripes?! I wish I could see them. I hope they look like yours.

Reptile Alien: Wait, I HAVE STRIPES!

*mutual excitement all around*

mohammadask18

The energetic protagonists alongside with the main elderly characters

sinsear-aisteach

and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents

sinsear-aisteach

it should go without saying but apparently it needs to be said over and over and over again because every time i hear my mom tease my sister for playing wolfquest, every time i hear a teacher tease a kid for doodling, every time i hear a babysitter laugh at a kid explaining the plot of a show they like, it drives a fuckin stake through my heart because i was that kid once.

i was made fun of enough times by adults, by peers, for liking something and wanting to share it that i just. didn’t. anymore.

dont fucking tease kids for liking things. even if you think its cringe. ESPECIALLY. if you think its cringe. because the way you speak and act towards them when they are sharing themselves with you STICKS and they will think of it years down the line.

BE NICE TO KIDS. BE NICE TO KIDS. LISTEN WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU. BE. FUCKING. NICE. TO. KIDS.

corollarytower

I was a substitute teacher for a little while between grad schools, and one day I had a middle school math class for the morning. The work they were assigned wasn’t *especially* hard, and one little girl knocked it out in 20 minutes. She started drawing what was very obviously Sans Undertale, and when I noticed I wanted to be supportive, and had the following exchange:

“What’s that you’re drawing?”

*panicking* “It’s nothing, I’m sorry, I’ll put it away.”

“No it’s okay, I was just curious about it.”

“It’s nothing. I don’t want to get in trouble.”

“You’re not in trouble, I just thought it looked like a character from a video game I like.”

Her face *lit up* the second I gave her the smallest bit of approval. She started asking me if I’d heard of various AUs for Undertale, and I tried to follow along as she explained her favorites. I obviously had to keep an eye on the rest of the class, answering questions and helping with algebra, but each time I passed her desk she had more things to tell me.

Anyway, it was very cute, but also a little sad how obviously starved she was for someone kind to talk about her stories with. Kids deserve to have someone in their corner, and it takes no effort at all to smile and listen if they have something they want to share. Preserve the earnestness you want to see in the world.

redvelvetcat

Making fun of children for being “cringe”, especially when you’re an adult is cringey in of itself. Like, how insecure and pathetic do you have to be to shit on kids for *gasp* liking things kids like? Cringe Culture and bullying people for their interests is fucking stupid and nearly all the people I knew who take part in that type of behaviour are the most insufferable and nasty mfs I’ve ever met.

septic-jackson-lover-98

I seriously feel this because all throughout middle school, i was practically bullied simply for my interests. It didn't help that i had really bad social anxiety, and people already pick on me for "crying a lot"; even my family would make fun of anything i liked. that's why i grew up not even knowing what interests i ever had: i get extremely embarrassed every time i even mentioned anything about my interests, old and new. So yes, "cringe culture" needs to fucking die. let people like whatever they want, it's not hurting anyone or themselves. Thank you.

purlturtle

Twitter thread by Melissa Caruso about a labyrinthine magical bookstore in Syracuse, NY edited: it's in Saratoga Springs, NY! Link to the first tweet in the thread; most pictures have image descriptions! Now here are the screenshots of that thread:

And then a hero of the labyrinthine magical bookstores of the world put all the bookstores that people listed in the replies on a map! (Google Maps link)

pearl-likes-pi

AU where Spinel's whole thing of trying to make people laugh by using outdated 1930s cartoon gags is instead replaced by her trying to make people laugh by involuntarily and aggressively using meme dance moves

"Today" (whip) "Right here" (whip) "Right now" (nae nae) "I'll love again" (dab) "I've already found someone" (floss)

peridotite

bro i am just s

i am just sitting here

11thplace

The mayor has ruby guards!!

making-friendos

But...SU isn't ending?? Steven's story is continuing in Steven Universe Future?? Why are people so negative over a simple title change!?

Because it's the last season, and I've heard it'll be a short one. It's just the epilogue, the main story has been told. I'm stoked to see the new episodes, it'll just be bittersweet knowing there won't be anything else after that.