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itwashotwestayedinthewater

my main man scoobert goes in

internetromance-deactivated2017

what about me? scorbort?

itwashotwestayedinthewater

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

tamamita

At this E3, I shall destroy gamer

pwesident

Which one?

tamamita

Are you a gamer?

pwesident

That’s… that’s a loaded question… m-maybe?

tamamita

You know what else is loaded?

roachswallower

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

snakecats-deactivated20151123

altermayisagoblin-deactivated20

Some drawings of my goblin/clown-sona :)

I likw goblins,, and clowns,, so,,,

Gobclown :>

My Instagram is @altermay_art if any of you would like to see more of my art :}

barackitsmejacques

someone should really write an essay exploring how casual homophobia in society causes gay people to be sexualized no matter their age. For example people didn’t start seeing ‘ Old Town Road” as a sexual song until lil nas came out. and like yeah it’s fine if gay people are sexual obviously but the fact is that the first thing people think about when they learn someone is gay is sex. which just causes a whole hoard of issues and in conclusion it’s cishets fault and they suck

ewaneneollav

medicine commercials:

mcwollybob

They're not going to have a national pokedex in the games but at least these games aren't too expensive!

They're actually more expensive than past generations by $20? And for less content? ....Well, at least we can still trade some pokemon from past generations!

Pokemon Home is a monthly subscription service that holds all of your pokemon hostage who aren't in the Galar pokedex and the pokemon you transferred to it will disappear if you don't keep paying while waiting for them to be able to be transferred to a new game? Huh...thankfully we can still trade with each other though!

Trading will cost money too because you have to buy the monthly online membership for the Switch? Which also means that any game-exclusive pokemon and pokemon that can only evolve by trading will be inaccessible unless you pay extra on top of the $60 you paid for a game and the ability to actually play with what you paid for? Uh...wondertrade and stuff will be fun to go back to if they're included, right?

Wondertrade would cost extra too? Literally everything online that allowed you to interact with other players, a game element that Game Freak has always stressed about Pokemon, will be locked behind a paywall? So you're stuck doing a completely solo game unless you pay up or have local friends who happen to have the time to get together, the same interest in Pokemon, the Switch console, and the new games?

Alright then, I've got nothing.

lamujerplastica

Listen if trading isn’t free in any future games I’m not buying! That has to be a joke.

mcwollybob

The last screenshot is from the actual Sword and Shield English website at the bottom of every page.

lamujerplastica

This is terrible

tamwah

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

DM: “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit. And he rushes, and…hit. And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit. I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet: “Eh, it’s alright. I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

I just lost six followers

megamindmutual-deactivated20191

I’m gonna be real with all of you. Immigration laws shouldn’t exist. People should be allowed to visit and live in any country they like without having to take years of testing to ‘prove’ they care about the country or the government or some dumb bullshit. Most born Americans don’t even know what’s in the bill of rights aside from the first couple amendments, and when that shit was written it didn’t consider anyone who was nonwhite and or a woman as a person deserving rights so. It’s all a sack of crap anyway. “Free country” is also bullshit because if it were really free anyone could live here without fearing for their life or the lives of their children without having to sign a bunch of papers in a complicated language they don’t know that was design to fail them. This country has always been shit and immigration laws have always been shit and they’re built on racism full stop. And anyone who argues that immigration laws aren’t inherently racist and inhumane is a big ass bootlicker. End post.

fray

nakey

wet-monsoon

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

wet-monsoon

i wasnt joking

adriftwoods

isntaberuacar

clumsy-mutant

femcassidy

i want you all to know that there is an artist (carmen papalia) who, after he started using a white cane, assembled a 12 foot long white cane and began using it in downtown vancouver. the length of the cane made it functionally useless as a device and the only purpose it served was making him an obstacle for sighted people. dare i say… 2019 goals

femcassidy

therapist to sighted patient: long cane isnt real and it cant hurt you

carmen papalia:

[id: a dimly lit photo of carmen papalia using his 12 foot “long cane” piece. he walks casually behind it. the cane takes up the majority of both the photograph and the sidewalk.]

thevioletsunflower

Okay I went to a conference where this guy was a keynote and he’s so fucking cool. He’s done a ton of art around disability rights. The twelve-foot cane is really cool, but here are some of my other favourites:

From the series on replacing his cane, this is one where he replaced his cane with a megaphone and would stand at intersections repeating “I can’t see” until somebody would stop and help him cross the street

Another cane replacement, this time replacing it with a high school marching band who would change the music depending on if there was something in the way or not.

A museum intervention where he got people at the MET to go through the museum with their eyes closed and experiencing touching things he’d gotten permission to touch (the floor in this image) and just exploring a visual art museum blind.

The Blind Field Shuffle, in which he has dozens of people form a conga line behind him with their eyes closed and leads them on a blind tour of the city - literally the blind leading the blind.

Wish I could find a better photo, but this is a museum gallery he curated where the works are almost at floor height, making them accessible to children, little people, and people in wheelchairs, but requiring abled people to bend down or sit on the floor in order to see them properly.

In short, this man is amazing and I love his work.

captainlordauditor

……okay, that last one is my absolute favorite

felixves-deactivated20151116

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie.