[fotobilog]

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E04 x S03E07

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[mori-utdr]

hello sunshine

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dailykafka]

[estro-boi]

[giftofgabber]

If you give a bat a cigarette

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[dreamstars]

[calellon]

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

[inlandwest]

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors