General Ne'er Do-Welling

Mom, geek, occasional writer, and all-around weirdo. Bisexual/demisexual queer. She/her. Surrounded by too many normal people. I like purple.

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[luna-azzurra]

Dialogue Prompts!! #3

☆ "I'm not the same person you left. You should probably remember that."

☆ "You don't get to miss me. You had me and you wasted it."

☆ "I've been keeping secrets for you since we were seventeen. I'm tired."

☆ "Don't call it love if you only show up when it's convenient."

☆ "I'm the most dangerous person in this room and nobody knows it yet."

☆ "You broke something in me that I'm still trying to name."

☆ "I'm not asking for much. Just stop lying to my face."

☆ "We could've been something incredible. You chose ordinary instead."

☆ "I saw the way you looked at her. Don't insult me by denying it."

☆ "Some people leave marks. You left scars. There's a difference."

☆ "I forgave you three times before I realized you were counting on it."

"☆ You're the only person I'd start a war for. That terrifies me."

☆ "I don't do second chances. You already know this."

☆ "They asked me if I loved you. I said something worse--I needed you."

☆ "Walk away if you want. But you'll think about this conversation for years."

☆ "I built walls and somehow you still ended up inside them."

☆ "You have a talent for making people feel invisible. Truly a gift."

☆ "I'm not broken. I'm just not what you expected."

☆ "It wasn't hate at first sight. It took at least a week."

☆ "Don't make promises in the dark that you can't keep in the daylight."

[azzurina]

Disdainful Dialogue Prompts!! #3

⟢ "You're a waste of a perfectly good conversation."

⟢ "I'd explain it, but I don't have that kind of time."

⟢ "The audacity of your mediocrity never ceases to amaze me."

⟢ "You really think you belong here?"

⟢ "I've seen better attempts from children."

⟢ "Please, do us all a favor and be quiet."

⟢ "You're the reason I lose faith in people."

⟢ "Don't flatter yourself into thinking I noticed."

⟢ "Your effort is insulting."

⟢ "I've tolerated you long enough."

⟢ "You're a footnote at best."

⟢ "How refreshing, you've managed to be wrong again."

⟢ "I don't argue with people beneath my level."

⟢ "You're the kind of person others warn you about."

⟢ "Don't make me repeat myself to someone like you."

⟢ "Your ignorance is almost impressive."

⟢ "I'd lower my standards, but you'd still fall short."

⟢ "You're proof that not everyone deserves a second chance."

⟢ "I've given up expecting anything from you."

⟢ "You really don't see how little you matter, do you?"

⟢ "Take your incompetence somewhere else."

⟢ "I've been more moved by paint drying."

⟢ "You're lucky indifference is all I feel."

[promptcalender]

Nurse x Hospital Security 🏥🩺

“Have you had dinner yet?”      “Do I look like I've had dinner?”      “… Is that a trick question?”

“Maybe I should start dragging you along by a leash and use you as a human shield so I can get through a shift without being hit.”      “Wouldn't even need a leash for me to follow you.”      “But it'd enhance the experience, wouldn't it?” 

“Hold on, you got an umbrella? It's raining.”      “No, I don't… I'll be fine, I just want to get home.”      “Hold on. Here, take mine. You can give it back tomorrow.”

“Sit, that cut looks nasty. What happened?”      “Hell if I know. I was just standing there, then your lovely headnurse was chasing down some guy hopping on one leg. He took me down with him against a gurney.”      “Aw, poor thing.”

“You okay?”      “Room 312 didn't make it.”      “The kid? Shit. Come here.”

“Did you just steal from the vending machine?”      “Neither of us get paid enough to care about that, do we?”

“Maybe you should just transfer to a quieter department.”      “And leave you behind? I think not.”

[Prompt Calender: May 12th, International Nurses Day]

[promptcalender]

Internal Monologue on Smiling

And then you smiled and, for a moment, I would have done anything to never see that expression fade.

I couldn‘t help the smile forming on my face when I realized you had been watching me the entire time.

It was an entirely inappropriate moment, but the smile had formed without me even noticing.

Only when my ribs began to ache, I managed to still my laughter and tame it into a wide grin instead.

No matter how hard I tried to act unaffected, I knew my lips were in the process of betraying me.

I smiled at you, and you smiled back at me, and suddenly this entire thing didn’t feel as daunting as it did before.

Even as my face began to ache, it was impossible for me to drop the smile.

[Prompt Calender: May 31st, National Smile Day]

[promptcalender]

Soft Caretaking Dialogue

“Are you okay? Come here…”

“No, no, stay down. I’ll handle it.”

“Where were you? I was worried sick.”

“I made you some soup and tea…”

“Ssh… It’s okay…”

“You’ll freeze to death in that. Come, I have a change of clothes for you.”

“You look pale. When’s the last time you ate?”

“The ground doesn’t look very comfortable. Come on, put your head in my lap.”

“You’re freezing. Take my jacket.”

“Stay down, you idiot. You’re done for the day.”

“I got you.”

“Come on, let’s get you in bed.”

“What happened to you? You’re dripping! Did you not dress for the rain?”

“I got you flowers to aid in your recovery.”

“You look good like this. All careless and comfy…”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

[Prompt Calender: June 7th, World Caring Day]

[seraphimsilver]

The Unsolved Mystery of Lorem Ipsum

[assignedmale]

[bannertanks]

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[zmpl]

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

[novlr]

"I can’t allow what we learned in English composition to disrupt the sound and rhythm of the narrative." — Elmore Leonard

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[luna-azzurra]

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

[promptcalender]

Domestic Vampire x Human Shenanigans 🧛

“Bite me” becomes an insider to say as a go to insult

human locking vampire out by revoking the invitation to come inside whenever they argue

vampire either being a tech genius since they develop alongside tech or still sometimes being suspicious about basic things like lightbulbs

human being a history nerd and asking vampire to invite a fellow vampire who witnessed a historical event to quench human’s thirst for knowledge

vampire cooking up long forgotten recipes from different eras for human, who loves to explore new foods

they have a habit to feed each other: vampire enjoys the scents from cooking for human and human afterwards drains some of their blood for vampire

vampire taking human to underground supernatural festivities with a little tag on them so everyone knows they are accompanied by a supernatural, like tagging a dog so no one thinks it is a stray

human always helping vampire get ready since vampire cant use a mirror (ik technically vampires can use modern mirrors but let me have this)

[Prompt Calender: May 26th, World Dracula Day]