[dimabilan]

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

[regularlesbian]

op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this

[doujinshi]

mood

[wild-cabins]

Couple Travel Bloggers

[lord-kitschener]

[lord-kitschener]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[afatlittledog]

me, outside naked during a full moon, banging pots and pans together: boy it sure would suck if I got rawed by a werewolf right about now!!!

[ppdq]

my current favorite thing is thinking about Deku being real sweet to Bakugo while he tries to maintain his tough guy demeanor, all while actually melting inside

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[kamillyanna]

How to get people to stop asking you for shit, ft. Bakugou Katsuki

( A collab comic wiTH THE LOVELY @starrycove based on THIS vine ; she did the sketch and I colored ! Kirishima with his hair down aaaAA )

[theatricalplacenta]

fucking hell. 

[2-face]

HRT? oh, you mean the

[stardustizuku]

Izuku To Bakugou: lets hug all of our angries out

Izuku being squeezed tightly by Bakugou: okay wow those are a lot of angries

[factsinallcaps]

THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH

THE NOVEL “DRACULA”

THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS

THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES

THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH

[sightless-raiton]

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

[factsinallcaps]

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

[factsinallcaps]

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[marauders4evr]

No no no no no!

Don’t write fanfic!

Those things are in the public domain!

You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!

Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!

[pinejaysong]

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

[dogglefoxkvk]

Here’s where the romance happens

[wiionme]

[neku-sakuraba-deactivated201806]

nezumi and shion official art

[inksplit]

[bob-belcher]

[lupetto]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

[hogwartshousefriends]

My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.

One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?

Everyone: *laughs*

My brother: *logs out of chat*

Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

My brother: What?

Me: You know his adress.

My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.

Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.

-20 minutes later-

Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?

[hogwartshousefriends]

I like how thus far there seems to be two responses to this post.

1. This is soooo sweet and pure.

2. Tagging a friend with something to the the effect of “Where’s my pizza?”