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Outlast trials ask/rp blog.. My interpretation/version of Coyle..

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

⚡️What are you gonna do? Call the police?⚡️

Hello!

This is a Coyle rp blog, based off of my version of Coyle!

MY VERSION. So. Yaknow. If he doesn’t act how you think he’d act, boo fucking hoo.

Coyle has any regular text, and ooc is BLUE!!

No specific tags just yet..

Boundaries

Whilst I LOVE making my dirty jokes, don’t focus them on me. Coyle can have ALLLLL your smut.

Whilst, yes, I will say slurs. Those are all slurs I can say. Yes, I can say faggot, tranny, cripple, and retard. I won’t say anything other than those, though. If you don’t like that kinda rule on slurs, then fuck off and make your own Coyle blog.

[cannibal-tango]

"Who the fuck do you think you are?"

[leland-coyle]

mommy......... ouughhoouhh my panar

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

OUR panar……. Oooouuhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggnnn..

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Can I give you chin scritches like a dog or would you kill me

?? Obviously I’d kill you?

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Howdy Officer!

yes it’s me the slutty Reagent, i came to apologise for stunning you then giving you a lil smooch at the end of my trial today, was not expecting you to be wearing cherry chapstick though,

anyway later snookems~

-🐈‍⬛🎀

HEY! I would never wear cherry chapstick. Though, you ain’t bad lookin, so I’ll accept the mistake.

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Good morning, Mister Coyle!

Care to share a smoke with me in the courtroom? I promise I’m comfortable to lean against. Maybe I’ll even rub your shoulders before you get back to patrolling.

- 🕷️

Depends, what kinda smokes ya got?

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

If I gave you forty bags of pistachios with a side of donuts will you please stop targeting me during my solo runs, officer 💔💔

— From 💚

Well, who else am I meant to target? The ghost of your father?

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Hey it’s Clyde, why did they put you on a diet I miss the chubby you that beat the shit out of me.

-Clyde Perry @sinyalastwink

HEY!! I can STILL beat the shit outta you. I just look different.

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Been rping as 2 characters completely different to Coyle so I may be a tad bit more ooc than usual when I reply to some more asks..

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Pistachio man, I need to get you on some Turkish deserts. I hand out a big box of baklava.

hmm.. I'll take em.......... You better be getting me more after this!!

fuck I'm hungry and this isn't helping

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

I’m taking orders from Mother Gooseberry, I’m not sorry, Leland: 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

HEY!! THIS IS ASSULT OF A POLICE OFFICER!

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Throws a fish at you then runs off,,

ARGH-- ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME??

[the-mother-gooseberry-hour]

I just watched that lovely child getting chased by a cop

The cop fell of a cliff in the park

I was amazing to watch

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

MY KNEES!!

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

I suppose you can awnser in or out of character, but do you do literate, one on one roleplay?

I think I’ve already answered something like this, but it was in dms. But anyways.

No

Most likely I won’t, and most likely I will not.

This could always be subject to change, but for now. No

[the-mother-gooseberry-hour]

@sergeantlelandcoyle

look what we have

I’m gonna eat all of them

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Bats lashes….

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Officer! I made crepes for all the PAs! Cuz crepes might not be american but the americans love the french! Do you want some? And if so what toppings! I have a bunch!

I guess. Never had them. Maybe some pistachios. And a maybe a bitta chocolate.

[uhmbrella98]

Oki doki! Crush up some pistachios and some chocolate chips and boom delicious crepe

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

Officer! I made crepes for all the PAs! Cuz crepes might not be american but the americans love the french! Do you want some? And if so what toppings! I have a bunch!

I guess. Never had them. Maybe some pistachios. And a maybe a bitta chocolate.

[sergeantlelandcoyle]

hello mr coyle! you used to be such a cutie before murkoff, what happened?

Figure that out yourself, why don’t you. I think I look my sexiest now.