Just Another Pretender

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psychichotline:

Well fuck! This might not have been any better than dying, hell, she was taking the serpent himself at her word and she could still hear the screams of the young woman in her head. She dared not disobey, even if directly that hadn’t been an order. She stepped over to the door, not even allowing herself to consider running because she’d die long before reaching her vespa. A fucking vespa. She locked the door and turn over her open sign before looking over to the angel once more. “What would you ask of me?” she asked as respectfully as she could, wanting to make it clear she’d resigned to compliance long ago. “I’m nothing compared to you, a speck.”

Smile falling away, the archangel appeared in front of the witch, one hand gripping her hard by the face. “I would ask that you try being genuine,” he said, fingers digging in a bit harder, wanting so badly to simply crush the woman’s skull...but killing her would be such a waste of the power she held. “What you see as an acknowledgement of my superiority sounds far more like a challenge. Watch your tongue.”

Shoving the young woman away from him, Samael turned and paced over to a small table holding an assortment of crystals and looking through them; he soon let out a muttered sound of triumph and picked up what he’d been looking for. “Good, you have bronzite. What about Galaxite and dinosaur bone?”

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

you are good enough

[vaememes]

INJUSTICE  2   SENTENCE  STARTERS. 

TRIGGER  MENTIONS : death, murder, threats, nsfw, gore, violence, and torment/torture.

❝ They say that battle changes you. ❞ 

❝ Your mind tricks won’t harm me. ❞ 

❝ This sure is a funny way to show it. ❞ 

❝ Your heartbeat says you’re lying. ❞ 

❝ I took one life to save millions. ❞ 

❝ Ready for some slapstick? ❞ 

❝ Everyone has a price, even you. ❞ 

❝ I don’t want to hurt you. ❞ 

❝ Still trying to kill me? ❞ 

❝ I need help testing some new gear. ❞ 

❝ We both knew it would come to this. ❞ 

❝ I’ll try to make it painless. ❞ 

❝ Today, we show the world that we are superior!  ❞ 

❝ Good worlds are hard to come by. ❞ 

❝ All screamed out?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll claw my way out, never back me into a corner. ❞ 

❝ Hit me like you mean it, hero.  ❞ 

❝ Come on, lift up that mask!   ❞ 

❝ You know, we’re both getting too old for this.  ❞ 

❝ Let me guess… I’m going back to jail.  ❞ 

❝ Those rumors are greatly exaggerated. ❞ 

❝ Don’t you get tired of shooting people?  ❞ 

❝ Let’s kill you and see where that gets us. ❞ 

❝ When did I get on your bad side?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll sell your organs and your spare parts. ❞ 

❝ Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble.  ❞ 

❝ Maybe someone can teach you to shut up. ❞ 

❝ I really don’t like being told what to do.  ❞ 

❝ I think you’ll find it hard to hit me, chum.  ❞ 

❝ Stop tryin’ to kill me, will ya?  ❞ 

❝ Let nature run its course.  ❞ 

❝ Did I mention I’m poison?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll spit on your grave.  ❞ 

❝ Hope you don’t mind a few scars. ❞ 

❝ A little torture wasn’t gonna break me.  ❞ 

❝ You would have whipped them into submission. ❞ 

❝ Violence will reveal your true nature. ❞ 

❝ What’s the other one gonna be busy with?  ❞ 

❝ You are nothing without your powers! ❞ 

❝ There’s no other reason for you to be here. ❞ 

❝ You want anger? I’ve got anger!  ❞ 

❝ Insects and humans are much the same.  ❞ 

❝ Now that I’m out, your days are numbered.  ❞ 

❝ I hope you brought more than insults. ❞ 

❝ You had any sense, you’d go home.  ❞ 

❝ That’s a good way to get yourself killed. ❞ 

❝ Uh, I kinda have dibs on the whole red thing.   ❞ 

❝ You gotta commit to being a hero. ❞ 

❝ That’s kind of a thing with you isn’t it? ❞ 

❝ You know what… let’s skip the interrogation. ❞ 

❝ A bit of brain-bashing would be relaxing…  ❞ 

❝ C'mon, give a girl / guy a break, will ya?  ❞ 

❝ You’re all business and no pleasure.  ❞ 

❝ Couldn’t you be intimidated, just this once? ❞ 

❝ I have rocked up an impressive kill count.  ❞ 

❝ Your interest sounds more than professional.  ❞ 

❝ Aren’t you the least bit curious?  ❞ 

❝ It doesn’t matter what I feel for you.  ❞ 

❝ Loyalty was never your strength. ❞ 

❝ You won’t joke once I have your tongue.  ❞ 

❝ So you’re just one more thug with a gun. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, that dream was really not safe for work.  ❞ 

❝ As long as I live and breath, I fight evil doers.  ❞ 

❝ Could you be any more melodramatic?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll give you something to fear.  ❞ 

❝ You can tap out if you wanna!   ❞

[carmen-berzattos]

Joseph Morgan → Just Jared 2015

[serialduplicity]

psychichotline:

This was definitely not the kind of attention she wanted, especially in that she didn’t want attention at all. If she didn’t comply she would probably be killed, she felt heavy pressure to calm her racing heart beat. She stepped closer to him and did her best not to seem spiteful, how she wished she could have sent him away but it wouldn’t have worked.

Her hand shook at she reached out to him. “You are judgement, venom, archangel,” she murmured, already being able to feel a migraine brewing behind her eyes. Her only thought was not to end up blind or dead. Touching him however, she saw something more cruel and horrific than she was ready for. Tears washed her face. “She’s young and stupid, wretched vermin. She thinks she’s going to fuck her teacher but she’d the one who’s screwed. She screamed, music to you, her cries,” Oh God, Lucy wanted to exclaim, but didn’t think he’d take well.

He took his hand from her hold, knowing well what could happen if a human ( powerful clairvoyant or not ) spent too much time looking within an angel, especially one of his caliber.

Grinning, Samael returned his hands to their previous position behind his back, blue-green practically twinkling at Lucy. “You are simply marvellous. Congratulations on successfully granting yourself another year of life,” the archangel praised with a slight bow of recognition; the motion almost one of respect. He hadn’t seen someone like this since before Christ’s birth. “However, I would still like for you to close up your shop for the day. I have a...ritual I would like you to perform. Any business you lose, I will reimburse you for.”

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“Aw, you killed him.” From Katherine

villain meme // always accepting // @thingsmissed

“Then perhaps you shouldn’t have left a young vampire alone withsomeone that didn’t know how to keep his mouth shut.” Thomasraised his eyebrows at the woman, reaching up a hand to wipeaway a bit of blood on his cheek before looking down to thedistressed white shirt he’d stupidly decided to wear. Perhapsliterally tearing him limb from limb had been a bit unnecessary;he would have to toss the shirt and get a maid to clean up all theblood. “I’d apologise, but…I don’t want to.”

[penguin-memes-blog]

what is ONE THING you like about the way i play my character?

[serialduplicity]

tbh it’s so weird to me that thomas is more candid/carefree through text messages, like...son. who are you wHAT are you

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn?

text messages // accepting // @warriorladies​

[ SMS : Annaleigh 🌻 ] oto drunk text, eone must first be drunk, dear Annaleigh[ SMS : Annaleigh 🌻 ] ...and if wde ignore the typos i aem entirely sober[ SMS : Annaleigh 🌻 ] i can't believe auto correct is failing me right noyw[ SMS : Annaleigh 🌻 ] if you pick me up, i’ll biy you dinner

[serialduplicity]

kink: murder.

send me a kink // always accepting

“I believe the term is ‘kinksame’.”

[mikaelsonsource]

#never have I ever desired to be an envelope so much in my life

[hanarichinspiration-blog]

[all] quirks my muse habitually has.

[serialduplicity]

hanarichinspiration:

Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Sceptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

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justanotherrpmeme:

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[serialduplicity]

thomas is such a snobbish asshole, it’s not even funny tbh

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@beautifullyxxunstable from [ x ]

Oh great! It was him! Don’t tell me he does his laundry here too? A sigh escaped from the brunette woman’s lips as she placed a hand on her hip. Under her other arm was a basket of dirty laundry. “What does it look like I’m doing?”she snapped irritably. She was in a bit of a bad mood due to lack of sleep. Tommy had kept her up all night because he was sick. She thought he had a stomach bug. One of her neighbors was watching him for her while she went out for a laundry run. Annaleigh also planned to stop and get him ice cream and popsicles when she was done here.

Annaleigh placed her clothes basket on top of the empty washer. “I’m about to do my laundry. Is there something wrong with that?”she asked, reaching into the basket and pulling out her detergent. She placed the detergent next to the laundry basket.

“Woah, woah. Put the claws away, love. I was merely...surprised to see you here -- ” doing laundry like a peasant. “It’s been a few weeks since our last meeting and I didn’t think you lived so near to my own home.”

Thomas truly couldn’t stop the disdain at their surroundings from showing on his face as he looked around, blue-green eyes settling back on Annaleigh after a moment, an eyebrow arched. “You look...exhausted. No offence meant. How’s the little one?”

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@artificenightmare from [ x ]

“Did you already forget what you’ve done to my friends and i over the years or are you suddenly trying to be a good person? I know that act wont last.” Alaric said flatly, genuinely thinking Thomas was Klaus. They looked exactly alike. “So why would I ask how you were doing.”

“Let’s start with the fact I don’t know who the bloody hell you are? And then move on to the fact that I am not who you think I am,” he made sure to say the last bit slowly as if he were simple. Thomas pulled his hand away from the thankfully shallow wound just beneath his ribs, scarlet coating his fingers and it was taking everything not to scowl. Why did he even come to this shit hole?

“Is everyone in this town as crazy as you are?”

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artificenightmare:

“You must have misunderstood me. Those dogs will kill anyone that tries to hurt me so theyre on your side.” He rolled his eyes. “You sound like Ann with this with im important bullshit.” He was sick of hearing that. “Let me guess, you’re friends with her too.”

“The only thing on my side is myself, Damien. Those mutts are unnecessary, and in fact are cramping my style.” His hand curled tighter around the glass in his hand as the child at his side rolled his eyes. He was old, and had quite the temper, but he wasn’t going to let it get the better of him. For now.

“Can’t say that I am, and if I had it my way, she would be dead, too. But I believe you could use a babysitter when I’m not around. Can’t have you doing something stupid.”