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Doyoung : Sorry I couldn’t make it to your wedding . How did it go ?

Haechan : Everything was perfect expect for Daegal.

Doyoung : Why what happened ?

Haechan :

Haechan : she had second thoughts apparently.

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The maknae line

Wayv : yangyang is naughty but he is our baby boy and he is a kid so he can do whatever he wants and we won’t say anything cause we love him.

Dream : Jisung looks down on us but we can’t live without him , and we let him do whatever he wants to us cause he is just adorable and we can’t resist him.

127 : Haechan ?

127 :

127: I am about to beat that bitch up.

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Doyoung : Just when I think my life can’t get any worse , haechan shows up.

Haechan : 

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Mark : If I was your boyfriend I’ll never let you go

Haechan : awwwww really ..?

Mark : except for tomorrow.. cause Justin Bieber is coming and I really need to go …

Haechan :

Mark : *blocked*

Jisung : Mark how did my advice go ?

Jisung : *blocked*

Jisung : ….

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Jisung : Why you wearing a mask inside the house ?

Chenle : Don’t wanna breathe in your stupidity.

Jisung :

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Bts : We have an army

Superm : We have a Kai

Kai :

Kai : Wait ... WHAT ?!

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Jisung : I fell down.

Jaemin : Jisungieeee!!!! you fell down ?! Did it hurt ?! Someone bring the car ... wait no , call the ambulance .fast !!!!

Haechan : Even I fell down .

Jaemin :

Haechan :

Jaemin : so ?!

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Winwin : *sneezes*

Nct : We‘ve been blessed !!

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* Nct Dream during a fire *

Mark : starts panicking ..... keeps panicking.

Jeno : Tries to actually put out the fire.

Jaemin : Hands over a fire extinguisher and goes to some corner to enjoy the drama.

Chenle : Adds more fuel to the fire

Jisung : Panics ... then tries to cut off the fire using whatever is available next to him .

Renjun : Cuts off the person who started the fire Instead of the fire.

Haechan : ...... The guy who started the fire .

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And the saga continues.....

kidnapper : I have your friend Mark with me so if yo-

Nct dream : ummm... who now ?! kindapper : Mark

Nct dream : .... who ?

kindnapper : MARK LEE

Nct dream : come again ...?

kidnapper :

kidnapper : Fuck this shit !

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Haechan: Listen up no matter what they say , no matter what they do ... don’t say a WORD !!

Taeyong : Oh ! You kids are bac-

Jisung : I SWEAR IT WASN’T MY IDEA TO TIE MARK UP AND THROW HIM IN THE RIVER .

Haechan : You

Renjun : Frickin

Chenle : Idiot !!!!

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Taeyong : Jaehyun and I love each other so much that we complete-

Jaehyun : Each other’s sentence .

Haechan : So do we . I-

Mark : want you to get the fuck out of my life.

Haechan :

Haechan : still counts though.

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Kidnapper : I got your kid with me . If you want him aliv-

Jaemin : awWww my JIsuNgEeee, my sugar , my love, my life . Don‘t cry baby , mama is on her wa-

Kindapper : (hangs up ) Is there anyone normal in your family ?

Jisung :

Jisung : Don’t ask.

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Jisung : Mom , who’s my dad ?

Taeyong : don’t remember . Pick anyone .

Jisung :

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Renjun : I rather die than see Haechan get married to Daegal .

Haechan : oh really ..? ( starts sharpening his knife in the corner )

Renjun :

Renjun : Wait.

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Kidnapper : Listen I have your friend Haechan with me. I will send you the location . Pick him u-

Doyoung : Hey let‘s make a deal . I will pay you double the amount you want , just don’t return him.

Kidnapper : How about I pay you triple the amount and you just frickin take him away ? HE IS DRIVING ME MAD !!!!!

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Taeyong : Stop that garbage truck . Fast !!!!!

Doyoung : why ?

Taeyong : They forgot to pick you up

Doyoung :