Apr 24, 2020
Mark: I'm going to take you out
Haechan: oh, so, it's a date
Mark: that was a threat
Haechan: see you at six
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Mark: I'm going to take you out
Haechan: oh, so, it's a date
Mark: that was a threat
Haechan: see you at six
Yuta: *Texts winwin about what kind of teddy grahams he wants.*
Winwin: Honey.
Yuta: Yea wassup.
Yuta: Just realized u was saying the flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.
Jisung: stab wound? i think you mean extra pocket
Chenle: when i was little, i've always wanted to marry a rich man.
Chenle, holding Jisung's hand in the air: and now my dream finally came true
Jisung: you are literally the richest guy in this room
Jisung, yelling: YOU LIL BITCH CHENLE YOU WERE ADOPTED
Chenle, yelling even louder: AT LEAST I WAS WANTED
Haechan: describe how much you hate me
Ten: not wanting to sound rude or anything, but if my phone was on 99%, I'd unplug your life support and plug in my charger to get 100%.
Jeno: how do you treat a blister?
Jaemin: honestly i think wikiHow is more reliable than any of us
Chenle: tbh anything is more reliable than us
Renjun: slap it
Haechan: once again, we are stuck in a gay situation
Hendery: i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Haechan: my mom's been using MY pole? oh my god i'm gonna kill her
Chenle: haechan who is this guy
Mark: so y'all are not worried about the fact that haechan has a pole-
Jisung: nah we been knew
Jaemin: sometimes i use it, too
Taeyong: he said he was gonna kill his mom-