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Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry
Regulus: what?
Lily: James has a crush on you
Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck
Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.
*In a meeting with the Potters after a certain Gryffindor party*
McGonagall: *Sliding a photo across the table*
McGonagall: Do you have anything to say for this photo Mister Potter?
The Photograph in question: *Depicting the Gryffindor common room bedded out with empty firewhiskey bottles/Alice, Peter and Sirius passed out on the floor/Remus and Lily sharing a joint/Dorcas and Marlene making out against the wall/Frank, Mary and Pandora dancing and finally James in the centre of the common room with one fist in the air and another swung over Regulus’ should with a beer loosely hanging from his fingers as they kiss*
James: Thats not me.
Mcgonagall: Thats not you?
James: Nope…
barty: *screams*
evan: *screams louder to assert dominance*
james: … should we do something?
regulus, watching: no, let them get on with it. i want to see who wins this time.
james: this time???
remus: sweet dog you got there.
police: yep. our new drug sniffing dog.
remus: still training, then?
police: what do you mean?
remus:
remus: never mind.
remus: the next time i open up to someone, it’ll be my autopsy.
jegulily except regulus and lily are best friends at the start, before they date. they study together three times a week at least, despite being in different years. and they giggle about the gryffindor with fluffy hair and round glasses, trying to get their attention by putting on a show and flirting with them both at every opportunity.
even when they start dating, james is the topic of a lot of their conversations.
“Im a Barty kinnie” i say. You all assume that I mean it in a fun quirky “I’m gonna set something on fire” way.
You’re incorrect.
I mean It in a “Im terrified that I’ll become exactly like my father and I feel like I’m not in control over my own body” way.
yes, exactly this.
i might set something on fire and love every second but that is not the main point of this. the point is:
i refuse be my father. nothing scares me more and i actually want to live my own life. be my own person.
an underrated friendship is barty crouch jr and dorcas meadowes.
i fully believe they are the only one’s who could have rivalled regulus and pandora, but the relationship is different. regulus and pandora are softer, more tentative while dorcas and barty have a tuff love.
they bully the shit out of each other. when barty gets in trouble for laughing in the middle of class, dorcas finds it hilarious. when she messes a spell up, or trips, he laughs so hard. they make fun of each other at every opportunity, taking the piss. they mock each other, call each other names and shove each other around. dorcas jumps on his back to scare him, even while they’re walking downstairs sometimes. he deliberately does not catch her half of the time.
but if anyone says something against barty, dorcas will hex them into next year. if someone says anything about dorcas, barty will break their nose. barty threatened marlene that if she hurts dorcas, it would be the last thing she did. dorcas watched evan like a hawk, despite being his friend and trusting him with her life.
that’s just how they were.
james woke up alone in bed, the room still pitch black. it used to scare him, at first. now he was more accustomed to it. he rubbed his eyes, letting them adjust before looking towards the clock on the bedside. 2:46am. of course it was.
still half asleep, james dragged himself out from underneath the covers, rubbing his eyes. he didn’t bother with his glasses, leaving the bedroom and making his way slowly down the stairs of their home. as he’d been expecting, james found regulus in the kitchen, lights out and watching out the window. he was sat on the counter, looking rather soft in a large plain black tee and a pair of green plaid pyjama pants.
he smiled when he saw james, raising a finger to his lips and opening his other arm. he couldn’t stop the dreamy smile that etched onto his face, despite getting up at an ungodly hour. he snuggled into regulus’ chest, stood between his thighs and looked out the window. three foxes milling about in their little garden. he knew they would be there, and so did regulus. that’s why he came down almost every night.
“i can’t believe you left me for foxes,” he whispered.
regulus’ smile was evident in his voice, even if it was lowed as not to scare the animals off, “i can.”
*sirius and remus bickering*
sirius: do you hate me or something?
remus: you piss me off but not really. it surprises me too.
james: it’s not even 9am can we not?
everyone at hogwarts eyeing james up:
lily & regulus: *not caring about him whatsoever*
james: … them. i want them.
remus: i don’t think-
sirius: you could have ANYONE ELSE???
last chapter of having a ghost in my bed is out!
He wanted Barty like he wanted to live. He wanted Barty like he wanted to die. There was nothing in between.
You can read here.
okay but this is actually incredible. i highly recommend this. the characterisation of both evan and barty is amazing. and dorcas too. she’s written so well
“james wouldn’t betray the order, he’s too good.”
yeah? he would if regulus black asked him to. james would do anything for the people he loves, and i genuinely believe he’d have joined the death eaters if that’s something regulus wanted him to do, if only just to protect him.
i feel like barty and evan you can barely tell they’re together when they’re with other people. like yeah they’re completely obsessed with each other but they’re only vulnerable when they’re alone. like compared to wolfstar who’s all over each other constantly and heart eyes and all the pda i think they (rosekiller) are the opposite. maybe an arm around a shoulder here and there and linking up their pinkies maybe but nothing like making out in public etc. hmm. idk. tell me what you think?
hmmmmm. so i see it both ways.
like this? i love this. like the lack of need for constant contact and pda and such says just as much as a pairing like wolfstar where i think sirius would try to wrap his body around remus like a scarf.
like the lack of need is insane cause it’s so them. because then it makes the vulnerability when they’re alone even more important but it’s not like there’s a lack of it when they’re around others. like where sirius would like fuck idk. lick remus’ face, barty is just opening evan’a beer ya know?
an arm around him but evan knows they’re just casual people, what’s for them is just for Them and the world isn’t ready to see all that.
but at the same time i love the shameless overbearing pda and obsession. like they’re making out at the dinner table cause they got carried away, a complete lack of concern for anyone else cause they don’t care. can’t get enough, its their world and we’re just living in it.
barty is such this fuckinf storm of a person, he does whatever whenever he wants and evan pushes him and evans the same and they’re just. loud and in your face.
and then when they’re alone it’s even more insane, so.
idk, i’d swing both ways really.
don’t imagine regulus asking lily to do his makeup for the first time since he transitioned.
don’t imagine her getting so excited and helping him pick out all of the nicest colours for him, the best products to use and promising to make him a “beautiful boy.”
and definitely don’t imagine james walking into their bedroom and smiling like a fool when he sees his lovers gossiping, regulus with a full face of makeup while he paints lily’s nails for her.
james: you wow me. by amazing me, and scaring me.
james: i don’t know if it attracts me, or if i want to run away.
regulus: well i’m hoping it’s the former, but i do like when people are scared of me.
james: … it’s definitely both.
*spy!regulus during a DE meeting*
evan, squinting: are you high right now?
regulus: what?
evan: high
regulus: oh, hello!
