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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
RMH
Claire Keane
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oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi

Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Stranger Things

Janaina Medeiros
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Discoholic 🪩
almost home
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@sersnark
Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”
I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan
#i only know about this in a church context?#assuming this is some gay kink though knowing this website
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback I’ve been looking for
it’s my brand
What’s like coming home to Juniper
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“if it’s bothering you just speak up dude” also me when something’s bothering me:
Look at her living life like she pays her own vet bills
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A shop owner modified his attic to accommodate his cats. Now he is under constant observation.
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David Ambarzumjan on Instagram
AMAZING
not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people
“Adopted this little guy from a shelter. He ate a ton of food and made himself right at home; I think he likes it here.”
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Lemme in, pls :’(
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he added to it
tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like
[presses face against electoral college] pakige
vöts?
ballits
üpdæts?
dæstiël?
This is one for the OGs
might fuck around & spend the rest of the day browsing pics of blow dried cows
this was a GLORIOUS idea with absolutely ZERO drawbacks