a bridge somewhere is missing its troll

| mila | sophistication of blogging is equivalent to the finesse of travel on a wooden boat with three drunk men (and a dog) at its helm |

[studentlifeproblems]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[birdthany]

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

[crionic-dubs]

#i only know about this in a church context?#assuming this is some gay kink though knowing this website

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[viscoushisshiss-deactivated2019]

[flippyspoon]

it’s my brand

[babyanimalgifs]

What’s like coming home to Juniper 

(Source)

[sersnark]

“if it’s bothering you just speak up dude” also me when something’s bothering me:

[justcatposts]

Look at her living life like she pays her own vet bills 

(via)

[justcatposts]

A shop owner modified his attic to accommodate his cats. Now he is under constant observation. 

(Source)

[sosuperawesome]

David Ambarzumjan on Instagram

[dedenjoe]

AMAZING

[demilypyro]

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

[silver-tongues-blog]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[everythingfox]

“Adopted this little guy from a shelter. He ate a ton of food and made himself right at home; I think he likes it here.”

(Source)

[justcatposts]

Lemme in, pls :’( 

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feyresands-deactivated20200624]

he added to it

[farmside-deactivated20251226]

tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like

[mylordshesacactus]

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

[mylordshesacactus]

vöts?

[mylordshesacactus]

ballits

[eighthdoctor]

üpdæts?

[shinelikethunder]

dæstiël?

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

might fuck around & spend the rest of the day browsing pics of blow dried cows 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was a GLORIOUS idea with absolutely ZERO drawbacks