dexter!

dexter | 19 | he / hymn | artist / writer | hsr / genshin / homestuck | unhinged about dougdoug pfp + banner edited by me

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

Serval Landau from Honkai Star Rail needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by @servals-husband

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[slutcore-starships]

hello my name is photograph and my one true love is being just above the file send limit on discord

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[spidermanifested]

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

[spidermanifested]

the thrilling sequel

[zubatts]

[spidermanifested]

fuck

[impishthing]

@bellnall

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[enba-and-luka]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[sunshinetomorrow]

i watched this terrible ass youtube video about "i snuck a link to this youtube link into an episode of the office" where the guy literally just bought a dead url from the show but managed to pad that into 20 minutes of slop while jerking himself off about how avant garde it is and how no one has EVER made a retroactive easter egg before. and then 5 minutes in i realized the uploader was fucking nick robinson

[sunshinetomorrow]

it had both a sponsorship ad read and a custom t shirt design being sold. and literally everyone in the comments was making fun of it too, even his presumed usual fans. and the funniest part is according to wayback machine hes owned that url since 2018

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[maja-paja]