Just a little guy

He they ------------------------------------ Hello jon Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

[servingthecuntry]

My honest reaction to every hazbin hotel character

[theartistichuman]

alright i gotta head out. can someone feed my violin while im gone?

[animatedtext]

[servingthecuntry]

Well one of them is in the drawer

[letsgethaunted]

[aliceabouttodyer]

Lmao you cowards cant to both

[vitamin-zeeth]

Diversity win! The sadistic demon overlord who regularly takes people's souls is asexual!

[servingthecuntry]

I have no proof of this except for the fact that 1)I've been reading paradise lost and theres a line that's like you can make a heaven of hell and a hell of heaven. And 2)we expected Lucifer to be an emotionally unavailable dad but he turned out very chill. So call me crazy all you want but I don't think the show is gonna make Lilith have walked out for no reason. We saw how powerless lucifer felt against heaven in more than anything even tho he took down adam without even trying.

I think that Adam saw that Lilith was actively giving the demons hope through her songs and said something like "if you don't leave hell and stop this 'uprising' I will get all of heaven to kill your family and every demon in hell" so she(or eve but idk still on the fence) made a deal with Alastor to watch over/ protect Charlie while she was gone. She does not look happy to be away from her family on that beach scene. Also Lute may have said "if you want to stay here" but I'll bet she wasn't there when Adam threatened lilith so she assumed adam made the deal that she'd go to heaven in exchange for something. Adam couldn't comprehend why Charlie would try to protect the sinners and Lute didn't hesitate to gouge out Vaggies eye when she let that kid demon go so Lute wouldn't ever be able to comprehend lilith was trying to save her family and people and would think she was only trying to escape hell.

As for why she chose Alastor I can only assume she saw a recently near defeated Alastor crawling from a drawed fight with vox(and potentially the other vees) made a deal with him so that his most op powers were restricted and said "go keep an eye over my girl" and Alastor went "what like a guardian angel?" and she went "no like a creepy stalker" as a joke but he took it literally for the seven years he was gone before he saw her on the news and was like "hang on I can use her"

[servingthecuntry]

The guy in ep 4 with the violin but more red

[shiningoak]

What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

[lohboh]

I love the phrase "woke mind virus" because it makes me envision a resident evil villain who's like, trying to contaminate the water supply with respect women juice

[lohboh]

me when im arguing with my ex wife but las plagxs finally reaches my brain

[isabellebissonrouthier]

I LOVE IT WHEN ENDINGS CIRCLE BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS MIRROR EACH OTHER!!!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS SEAL THEIR FATES IN THEIR FIRST SCENES!!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS' GREATEST TRAITS ARE ALSO WHAT DOOM THEM IN THE END!!!!!

[servingthecuntry]

Some guy: ok I know that you might not have heard this before but we've been through a lot together so I wanted to finally say it. I'm pansexual

Pan, trying to throw the seekers off his tail: hear me out okay... what if you called yourself

[shadowqueendiangelo]

And thus Percy gets put on a terrorist watch list for the first time

[catchymemes]

[danascully7]

*Spoilers for episode 5 of Percy Jackson series*

Something I really appreciated about episode 5 of Percy series was the hug scene between Percy and Annabeth at the beginning. It perfectly showed Percy, Annabeth, and Grover’s characters in the span of a few moments. It was so perfect. Percy is so shocked that Annabeth hugs him that he doesn’t even wrap his arms around her, and when Annabeth lets go she is so utterly confused with herself it's hilarious. Grover is third wheeling so hard my poor boy.

[pkatesss]

I’ve just started reading The Lost Hero and I’m crying at how many times Percy, Hero of The Second Titan War is referred to as “Percy Jackson: Annabeth’s boyfriend” it’s reminding me of this picture.

[your-rutherfurr]

Just a wee reminder that the first recording of neopronouns was 1789, one of the oldest noted examples of neopronouns were 'thon'! And also remember the key word 'recorded' so that means neopronouns could've existed even WAY before that

(Edit! Thon was actually created in 1858! And in 1789 it was 'ou', sry for not updating that quick enough 😅)

[hpandcarbs]

Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:

Annabeth exists

I met Annabeth at a camp

Annabeth and I kiss sometimes

Fuck Ares