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punlich

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

kiloueka

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

punlich

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

kiloueka

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

punlich

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

#not a robot

yourplayersaidwhat

Victory by technicality

We were playing a Star Wars RPG, and our party was trying to break into a building guarded by droids Everybody made stealth checks, and the DM rolled a notice check. I was playing a droid.

DM: *rolls a nat 1* Crap. Guess you all make it by. *Everybody else rolls* Me: *Rolls a nat 1* Uh… you might wanna hold off on that for a moment. DM: *Chuckles* Alright, uh… let’s say you just walk right up to them. They kind of look at you then at each other over and over. Eventually one turns to you and says, “We have direct orders to keep all people out. But you’re not a person, so… I guess you are able to pass.” Me: *Cracking up* Awesome. I’ll walk right on through.

Tyler oakley

I am so scared of tyler oakley I wish tyler oakley never would have followed me on tumblr Now every time i try to talk to someone- anyone, on the internet… im scared its tyler oakley pretending to be someone else, laughig and making fun of me. tyler oakley i beg you to unfollow me on tumblr. i truley and terrified of you. please stop haunting me

i am frightened

#what

grawly

my friend jacob was telling me last year how back in the 70s corporations didn’t actually do research on what kids liked nor talked to children, like, literally ever, so they just had to kinda run with ideas and see what stuck and as a direct result you got junk like turbo teen

dyslexicpoodle

That’s why we played outside. Not an insult, y’all would too.

Dat ass

Choose wisely

so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

hokuto-ju-no-ken

well show us the turtle creature so we can compare it to benedict

#OH MY GOD #SAVAGE #BUT TRUE #benedict cumberbatch

distinguishedbaloney

#same

wtfpedopanda

trying to spell necessary like

#same

yesterdaysprint

The Twin-City Daily Sentinel, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, March 11, 1912

#same

pro-gay

Gay culture is actively avoiding someone you have a crush on

#wow

phalaenopfish

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

#good vibes #animals #don't be a dick