Is it time to retire yet?

Hey there! Maureen. 28. New Yorker. Too old to cry over fictional characters but here I am. Kimetsu No Yaiba, My Hero Academia, MP100, Supernatural, Tokyo Ghoul, FMA, FMA:B, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, and cats.

[tamaharu]

these days, every link is just a few typos away from leading to catboy kyoya. so watch out.

[cannibalchicken]

[feraligatr]

watching v for venn diagram or whatever for the first time and this man’s wig is everything

[feraligatr]

malewife

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[3000s]

"west coast best coast" um. east coast weast coast LOL

[solardrake]

more like east goast BEAST coast!!!!!

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[steakplissken]

Mass is on Sundays

[catchymemes]

[bluedevil]

help

[nashira]

out of curiosity because i am obsessed with this billboard, i went to their website and

THEY HAVE AN OFFICE PETS PAGE LMAO

[deliriumcrow]

[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[sirduke]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

[queenwhiskey]

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

[lovinglystar]

[cadriona]

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

[cadriona]

Update, “this is how you lose the time war” is now #21 on Amazon’s bestseller’s list

(semi-related note but I too have now ordered the book)

[cadriona]

another update: Amal El -Mohtar wrote a small article on her blog (https://amalelmohtar.com/i-tried-to-title-this-post-for-twenty-minutes-and-failed/), one which contains the words “[…] and the upshot of it all is that corporate marketing people at Simon & Schuster now know the name Bigolas Dickolas.”

[cadriona]

Further update!

Time war has reached #7 on the amazon bestseller’s list and is still discounted!

(thread found here: https://twitter.com/tithenai/status/1655613629604016151?s=20)

In addition:

[magitekconveyor]

Very important update is that the producer of Trigun Stampede bought the book.

[cadriona]

LMAO YEAH!

and the articles written about this are downright hilarious, not to mention the addition to the book’s wiki

and insert El-Mohtar reacting to the book jettisoning itself up the rankings (much deserved!!)

Then finally topping off with a some more choice funnies from this situation (dongwon is a literary agent)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

[rainfallinhell]

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.

[dykecosette]

We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up

[terriamon]

if its called final fantasy why are th

[terriamon]

why are ther

[terriamon]

wh

[terriamon]

15

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[runcibility]

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

[junietuesday]

GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

[onyxhasmoved]

"Link only showed interest in mipha"

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

[junietuesday]

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌