horoscopes keep roasting me

trying to do art, yknow? | sabs | they/she

[aaronstveit]

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[datasoong47]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[autumnlly]

my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[theboost]

The second best way to enjoy a superhero adaptation is to be just familiar enough with the source material that you understand the characters and themes being referenced but not so familiar that you spend the entire time fuming about all of the stupid unnecessary changes. The best way to enjoy a superhero adaptation is to be ten years old.

[footlongdingledong]

moodboard for when you've fucked it

[runraerun]

This but make it domestic Spirk:

[eldar-of-zemlya]

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

[nebulations]

[ID: Image one is the painting "Sharing the Mirror" by Ernest Chiriacka, which is in a realistic style and depicts a couple getting ready together in front of a mirror, a man shaving his beard while looking at a woman tweezing her eyebrows.

Image two is a very realistic digitally painted recreation of the same painting with Spock and Kirk from Star Trek TOS. Kirk is shaving while looking at Spock, who's about to apply blue eyeshadow. End ID]

[queenburd]

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i've had to lay my eyes on today.

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[cactibarber]

average nishino flower rival race

[sabertoothwalrus]

Pots n Picks Week: Day 3 (modern au)

did NOT expect to go full turbo nuclear yaoi on this one my bad

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[louisegluckpdf]

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

[louisegluckpdf]

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is