I am a scoundrel (scallywag) looking for trouble

pigeon. they/he/any

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

mint

lemon

orange

strawberry

cola

pineapple

dark cherry

anise

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

[balaclava-trismegistus]

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[enki2]

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[jesse-pinko]

If I were Jesse I would take full advantage of Walter thinking I’m a dumbass and believing he’s the smartest person in any given room by saying progressively dumber shit and seeing how long it takes him to realize I’m fucking with him. “Mr. White what month was 9/11” and watch steam come out of his ears like Yosemite Sam

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[regalbois]

me after drinking another suspiciously green martini that makes me bedridden: "i hope the next one is apple flavor instead of poison flavor"

[regalbois]

darling you were supposed to be in ape prosthetics hours ago

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[animentality]

[skrytch]

@demilypyro

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[isawken]

at the circus and one of the clowns just said “forgive me master” i gotta get the fuck outta here