i heard you dont like nfts, which is fine but considering that you called the monkey nft an “uke”what are your opinions on mario becoming an nft?
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i heard you dont like nfts, which is fine but considering that you called the monkey nft an “uke”what are your opinions on mario becoming an nft?
What are your opinions on me engaging in sexual intercourse with your mother
hi guys i know i havent been active here at all but theres this super cool website called sprout (soon app) that has a BUNCH of profile customization and it allows no ai and there is no scrolling algorithm! its designed for real human interaction, i know it can be a little overwhelming with all of the features when you first join but i promise its so fun when you get the hang of it!! the developers even host movie nights sometimes :) heres a list of popular and/or sprouts most unique features:
-sprout is supported on most platforms and versions, they go as low as ios 16.4, and you can access sprout through their website on desktop, and it allows for android and ios access
- because theres no curated feed or algorithm, everyone sees the same feed at the same time.
- not only does it have no ai, but theres no ads. sprout relies entirely on its community to donate to keep the place running (and its working!!}
- sprout is still in beta and they have a TON of new features coming, but one thing they said was that theyre going to have the sprout mascot to be sold as keychains in plushie form (wobble and pothead) in the near future
- along with the everyone feed that people all see simultaneously, you can create smaller separate feeds yourself, with no hassle or admin approval. this feature is called roots, and it allows for easy fandom access! you can also see whos in each root, so you find friends with your interests easier. and dont worry this doesnt clutter your feeds with each root interest, all of your roots are in one root feed on the homepage, and if you click on a root you can view what all the posts have been in that specific root, separate from the tabs at the top.
- similar to roots, theres a feature where you can add artists you listen to! it will match you with other users who have the same artists and genres as you, and it helps you find new friends!
- arguably the most beloved feature is custom profiles. you can organize your widgets however you want, add any images you feel that fit your preferred pallet, or even add external links as well, one of the interactive ones includes spotify scrobbles
-to go with profile customization, theres a bunch of cool features such as scratchboards (drawing on your friends profile) sending them anonymous messages (dw they arent anonymous to the developers) or posting notes or images on someones bulletins! you can also make a profile list and add up to 10 other profiles in it to show off your friends!
- sprout cares about their users VERY much. they take reports seriously, and remove any posts that involve bigotry (including zionism and far right ideology), violence, pornographic images or ai.
- sprout also cares to protect its minors as well. theres a separate feed for adults only, and all users are encouraged to set their age so you can filter our what ages you see in your feeds too, such as hiding any users that are under 15, 18 etc (whatever range you set it at)
im going to attach some images so you guys can see what the app is like! the sprout account also has a testflight link for beta apple users if you wanna try that out, although they are trying to move to the appstore/playstore soon so it may expire if you are reading this late
anyway sorry this is a lot i just really like sprout cause its the only social media that properly cares for its users and they arent funded by any big companies or will sell out to anyone. you can join now with this link!! my username is rottingmemories in the screenshot if you want to add me, and you are all free to dm with questions about sprout or about canvas creation :)
you can add the website to your homescreen too so you get notifications and itll function just like an app, just hit “add to homescreen”
Can't wait for a couple of years in the future when we're all making jokes about the bug race that is gonna be so hard for new users to understand
I wish people would just stfu. We need a whole day of silence for the whole word.
how many times will you loop a song if you really like it
i don't loop songs, i just listen to them once
i'll loop it once or twice
3-6 times nothing super ridiculous
7-15 times im going ham
>15 times, i am listening to this shit for an hour
i listen to my favorite songs for multiple hours in a row (what is wrong with yo
im the >15 times but also im technically the last if you count looping it multiple days in a row
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Brazil's Rio Grande do Sul is currently flooded
I don't make these kinds of posts, but Rio Grande do Sul (a brazilian estate) is going through its worst natural catastrophe in recorded history and I need everyone to know about this. Its currently looking like this:
What is going on
Most of Brazil suffers from yearly floods during the rain season. These floods most of the time aren't bad, with water going away a few hours later. Sometimes they are a nightmare, with people losing their homes and most if not all belongings. But this?
This is not fucking normal.
Currently (May 6th, 2024) there's +80 confirmed deaths and 873 thousand people are being affected by these historical floods. Eight hundred and seventy three THOUSAND people. Once again: THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.
Rio Grande has 496 cities, and currently, 364 are reporting problems related to this. It's almost the entirety of Rio Grande - and you know how big Rio Grande is? If you're from the USA, its just a bit bigger than Colorado, and just a bit smaller than Nevada. If you are European, Rio Grande is bigger than the United Kingdom. Can you imagine if almost the entirety of the UK was underwater? Because I sure fucking can just by watching brazilian news!
Rio Grande expects floods. It rains a lot in Brazil. What no one expect is having to deal with 2,30 meters - 7'7 feet for reference - ABOVE the expected flooding level, which is 3 meters (9'10 feet). This means that there were 5,26 meters (17'3 ft) of water. Chart for comparison:
I live in São Paulo, which is completely unaffected by what is going on over there, but I need people to be aware of this. Why?
How YOU can help
A single US dollar is almost five reais. One euro is around 5,50. This may not be much to a lot of people reading this, but literally anything helps. If you donate U$10, it's R$50 for us. If it's euros, then it's R$55,00.
If you can't donate, please just reblog this post.
INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS INFO
If you use euros, here's the donation info:
Standard Chartered Bank Frankfurt Bank
Swift: SCBLDEFX
Bank Account: 007358304
If you use dollars, here's the donation info:
Standard Chartered Bank New York Bank
Swift: SCBLUS33
Bank Account: 3544032986001
You need to inform this in order to donate:
IBAN Code: BR5392702067001000645423206C1
Name: Associação dos Bancos no Estado do Rio Grande do Sul
CNPJ: 92.958.800/0001-38
NATIONAL DONATIONS INFO
If you're brazilian, oi, aqui tá o Pix do canal SOS Rio Grande do Sul para você ajudar:
Pix: CNPJ: 92.958.800/0001-38 Banco do Estado do Rio Grande do Sul ou Associação dos Bancos no Estado do Rio Grande do Sul
I want to add another option for donating, as the previous one is the official government one and the governor of rio grande do sul has said most of it will be used later, for reconstructing, according to studies that will be made. While that is still good and important, we need help NOW
This is a trustworthy organization that helped in last years flood and showed accountability for all the money previously donated. They are helping now, with food, medicine, clothes and rescuing:
PLEASE HELP BRASIL
For donations in british pound GBP
For donations in Euro EUR
For donations in US dollars:
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As OP said, most of your donations will be multiplied by five, so even your small or average will be FIVE TIMES MORE what an average brazilian can donate!!!!!!!
If you cant help with money right now, please share and tag your mutuals!!!!!
Hey, brazilian here. Please if you can help, donate.
Every time I turn on the news my heart break. Just now we have 107 deaths confirmed.
Please reblog this version!
I have friends in Brasil who have lost everything.
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i havent been on tumblr recently is this actually happening LMAO
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When I see people sharing so much of their kids' lives, I think about that one time my child told a joke, I shared that joke with ONE FRIEND in a private conversation, and my child said "can you please ask me next time, before you tell people something about me?"
And, yes, I absolutely should. So I apologized, and now I ask.
"I love that video of you, can I show it to a friend?"
"Can I tell a friend about how clever you were just now?"
"Can I share this in the family group chat?"
"Can I show your art to grandma and grandpa?"
And it's not like my kids don't like when I share their jokes and puns and fun moments. They love it! But they want to have control over what I share with people. Even without their faces or their names. Even people we know and trust.
And they deserve to have that control.
My children are small so the examples are small. They wanted me to ask, so I ask. Just like being told to kiss my grandma's cheek when I was a kid was far from traumatizing, but I don't do that with my kids because it's a way to practice consent and become aware of bodily autonomy.
It gets both me and them in the habit of asking for consent and drawing boundaries and seeing the lines between their life and my life, their stories and my stories.
YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours
NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES
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YEA BITCH! You go you funky little detector bro
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how dare you get me into your fandoms and then abandon me. bitch.