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[severeanxietymummaof3]

You know how people game online together they use discord or equivalent to talk and all play the same game. They message hay putting together a team you in? ...........

Yeah me either 😔

[severeanxietymummaof3]

This all of this! 😷 https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=d45IuSPup78

[severeanxietymummaof3]

3 young teens on scooters pissed off because the public toilet block is being fixed kick a side door as they scoot away

Me: "oh soooooo tuff"

One of them: "yeah tuffer then you"

Me: "iv pushed a child out my vagina what have you done?"

The other 2 of them: *hysterical laughter*

One of them: "oh yeah well"*stammers

Me terns corner to see at least 3 mums looking towards toilet block clearly shocked and judgy

Today's sass level 10/10

So yeah going to the park was fun.

(A baby is still a child right?)

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[jaubaius]

WHY IS THIS PIGEON PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Controversy in the chicken/pigeon community…

[granola-peasant]

Most social birds do stuff like this. They like to mimic other birds to show that they are similar and not a threat. Kinda like sharing hobbies or other interests. It’s how they make friends.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Controversy avoided…for now?

[thegrinningkitten]

Apple Incident — PART 1

DISCLAIMER: This comic doesn’t reflect former or current DreamTale canon in any way. It’s simply my personal take on the story.

Dreamtale belongs to Joku.

[ethicalmemes]

GAY PENGUINS #EthicalMemes

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[landunderthewave]

White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.

White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.

Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?

Man: I sure fucking did.

*both laughing*

Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.

Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.

[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[thepymreaper]

I’m having an absolute fucking fit over this?????

No—okay the subversion is great and I love it but he’s still fat!!!!

The punchline wasn’t that he got skinny and ripped and the ex regretted it, it wasn’t even that he got skinny and ripped and started dating his trainer! He’s working out sure and maybe a little more “in shape” but the important thing is he’s fat and happy in the end.

Do you have any idea what seeing this did for a queer fat guy like me??? I’m so happy right now I’m genuinely just stunned.

[thatguyinthecornerino-deactivat]

shirts are a bi flag too

[aberrantemotion]

Guys oh my god, the guy stayed fat because he found a relationship with someone who cares for and supports him for who he is. He realized she was the problem and isnt in a toxic relationship anymore

[bi-trans-alliance]

A PSA 💖💜💙

(Last image via @fuckyeahbiguys)

[bi-trans-alliance]

TERFs are mad about this. Of course. 🙄

Sorry, can’t hear you over how much this blog supports bisexual guys. 💖💜💙

[jeanjauthor]

I 100% support bisexual guys.

[severeanxietymummaof3]

It's time to begin - now count it in

5-6-7-8

My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe

Wanna make you mine, better get in line

5-6-7-8

Foot kickin', finger clickin', leather slapping, hand clappin'

Hip bumpin', music thumpin', knee hitchin', heel and toe

Floor scuffin', leg shufflin', big grinnin', body spinnin'

Rompin' stompin', pumpin' jumpin', slidin' glidin', here we go

My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe

Wanna make you mine, better get in line

5-6-7-8

Tush pushin', thunder footin', cowgirl twistin', no resistin'

Drums bangin', steel twangin', two steppin', end to end

Hardwood crawlin', some four wallin', rug cuttin', cowboy struttin'

Burnin' yearnin', windin' grindin', let's begin the dance again

You're mine, all mine now, bubba

Gonna rope you in, so count me in

5-6-7-8

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[zoozve]

i cant stop thinking about this post

[severeanxietymummaof3]

This art is perfect

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[femsolid]

The images beg the questions: why does little girls’ clothing “need” to be tighter, shorter and more constricting than boys’? Is it easier to move in such clothes? Play in them? Run in them? What is it grooming girls to wear later? How is it grooming them to perceive themselves? -  Peggy Orenstein

[gnclady]

I’ve seen this post before and it makes me angry every time, by the time these kids are adults they will think this is normal, that this is the norm. Finding comfortable clothes shouldn’t be as difficult as it is, and even more in the case of children.

[severeanxietymummaof3]

Teaching my 6(7on Friday) and 4(5next month) year Olds some great life lessons (games paused for food)

[severeanxietymummaof3]

I am not in the right place to have ALL my activities cancelled and be told to socially distance myself.

[killowave]

[severeanxietymummaof3]

It's so true 😆