slumped

I got my finger on the pulse and it's saying it's time for a cigarette

[solvatochrome]

What are your thoughts on ballbusting?!

well tumblr user kickedinthenuts i have a strange feeling there's a particular answer you are hoping to receive here

[cowboy]

I jacked off to american psycho before, in a hotel bathroom with one of those portable dvd players

Do you realize how scary this makes you sound

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

OK??? LMFAO???

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sadhoc]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[spicymochi]

squint

[arkanovci]

Shut the fuck up

[yenpondering]

my switch temporarily connected back to the internet which means aayyee here’re the patterns!

[hypernixation]

reblog this and add your new horizons passport title !!

mine is risen phoenix , of course ! i'm curious to see what others' titles are !!

[byte-crossing]

Untossable Trash :)

[leif-is-my-lover]

Internet Fishing Fan because it sounds like I like scamming

[stumpmaker]

pocket egg

[only-by-the-stars]

teary-eyed egg

[crossing-of-the-animals]

full-fledged trash

[kxtsukibxkugou]

nook inc’s pet

[lemon-crossing]

crisp egg

[little-woodx]

Internet Trash

[islanderkim-deactivated20220128]

sleepless crybaby

[giantclover]

inexperienced egg

[mayorbrewster]

Rascally lass

[thetruthisneverfree]

Precocious ghost 👻

[snail-clock]

horizon-bound something or other

[animalcrossing-skye]

So-Called Grandma

[sewer-rodent69]

very first clown

[stimman4000]

i log onto tumblr. i open my inbox

message 1: how do i break up with my bf

message 2: tigole bitties

message 3: what slurs, if any, do you think garfield can reclaim? please consider the fact that he’s queer coded but not explicitly queer in your answer

[capnsaltsquid]

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[sqweegee]

ZACIAN MOODBOARD

[ladyshinga]

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

[frottinq]

kids and teens these days are so fucking funny. they’re so much funnier than any group of teens/kids before them

[frottinq]

god i wish I could be this fucking funny

[graveyardgem]

this was the unfunniest thing i’ve seen all day

[frottinq]

Would you like an award? Do you want me to rub your fucking head and apologize to you because a video I shared didn’t perfectly cater to your sense of humor? You could have, and should have said nothing.

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[transgenderteensurvivalguide]

Lee says:

Here’s a transitioning starter pack for all my trans folk out there! 

Transfeminine resources:

Presentation:

Tucking

Chest area

Voice

Broad shoulders tips

Hair removal

Feminine walk

Curves

Waist training

Growing out your hair

Clothing

Makeup

Passing

Medical transitioning:

Not medically transitioning

Fertility

Puberty blockers

Estrogen & anti-androgens/testosterone blockers FAQ

The types of surgery available

Surgery: A guide for transfeminine people

Pumping (Silicone injections)

Facial Feminization Options

Breast Augmentation

Other:

Representation

Transfeminine period dysphoria

Yes, Transfeminine People Can Get Period Symptoms

Slipping into masculinity

Women’s restroom etiquette

Transfeminine people can breastfeed

Having sex or masturbating

Transmasculine resources:

Presentation:

Binding FAQ

Clothing

Facial hair

Masculine makeup

Getting short hair / Masculine long hair

If you can’t start T

Lowering your voice

Packing and standing to pee

Passing as male

Not shaving legs

Medical transitioning:

Not medically transitioning

Fertility

Puberty blockers

Testosterone FAQ

Top surgery

Facial masculinization surgery

Body masculinization surgery

Hysterectomy and oophorectomy

Bottom surgery (genital surgery)

Other:

Periods and related things

Help! I need to see a gyno

Pumping

Masturbation and sex

Using the men’s bathroom

Hudson’s FTM Guide

Height dysphoria

Hip dysphoria

More resources:

What gender am I? A brief intro to questioning

Trans 101 for trans people

What is the transgender umbrella?

How do I choose a name?

How do I come out at work/school or to family/friends?

Dysphoria info and tips page

Mental health coping page

Being trans in school

Non-binary resources

Resources to send allies/friends

A page to send to parents/guardians

Convincing someone to respect name/pronouns 

Here is how to get hormones in the US

Here is how to get hormones in the UK

The NHS’s Guide For Young Trans People in England

Here’s a US resource with info on changing legally changing your name and gender marker 

Here is a UK resource with info on changing legally changing your name and gender marker

What are the WPATH-SOC guidelines?

How to save money

How to buy a trans-related item online without parents knowing

I have to go swimming, what do I wear/do?

Trying to sleep when you have dysphoria

Airposts and traveling by plane

Gender neutral bathrooms

Getting insurance to cover your transition

Does transitioning help mental health?

Trans teen’s experiences with inpatient hospitalization

Trans identity isn’t a mental disorder

Vaping prevalence

Being religious and LGBT

Transgender Lives: Your Stories (to see trans adults) 

Gender neutral pronouns in Spanish

Gender Variance Around the World Over Time

A map of gender-diverse cultures

American LGBT history by the National Parks Service

Crisis help: Suicide and crisis hotlines

Anyone can reblog, including allies!

[imfemalewarrior]

Here is a master post from this blog! 

Please reblog to spread it! 

Also if you have more specific questions regarding the above and fitness, @thenonbinraywarrior is a great blog to check out! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[santas-clauze]

lets make a reblog chain and finish this songs lyrics!!!!

Tunak

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

fuck

[mahboi]

juicy

[santas-clauze]

[nitro-5-deactivated20210610]

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

[santas-clauze]

those arent the lyrics

[nitro-5-deactivated20210610]

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

[santas-clauze]

[odddaysgeorge]

Tunak

[snoopingasusualisee]

fuck

[behindtheimpala]

juicy

[snoopingasusualisee]

[littlfuckndisastr]

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

[the-110-speed-tier]

those arent the lyrics

[snoopingasusualisee]

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

[toast-potent]

[obamasmomjeans]

Tunak

[snoopingasusualisee]

fuck

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

juicy

[mioxenoblade]

[fang-emblem]

This was essentially an act of desperation for reblogs in the eyes of others if you think about it.

[deadlock]

those arent the lyrics

[pelman]

Lyrics or not, you’re getting your reblogs. The only difference is that it’s not on your terms.

[thejonymyster]

[sewer-rodent69]

Tunak

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.