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Not me being called out on my own dashboard.
I’ve seriously seen a lack of The Jon. Honestly, I’d love to just be surprised.
why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum
I worry about sci-fi writers, because none of them seem to realize humans have empathy for actual literal toasters and the Mars rover and would certainly treat humanoid ones like people
You giggled as Rabbit threw you onto your bed. She carful not to throw you too hard, but there was definitely a bounce as you landed. She watched as you slid your shorts off, closing your knees and bringing your legs up before pulling your shirt off and tossing both aside.
She was on you in seconds, pinning you down and forcing your legs open. She kissed you fiercely as she worked on unclasping your bra. You were surprised at how quickly she was able to get it off, but was quickly distracted by her starting to kiss down your neck.
She slowly made her way down your neck and chest, leaving a few bites here and there (they would definitely be bruises in the morning, not that you really cared) before taking your left nipple in her mouth. You bit back a moan, and she pulled back to look at you.
“No h-holdin’ back, little m-m-miss.”
You were happy to oblige as she took your breast back into her mouth. One of her hands reached out to play with the other nipple while the other hand reached down to rub at your clit through your panties. You moaned loudly, which made Rabbit smile.
“T-That’s a good girl.”
She moved her mouth to the right, her right hand to push your panties down and slowly push a finger in, and her left she offered to you. You didn’t hesitate to take her fingers into your mouth, and her grin almost turned feral as she pulled her mouth off her breast with a pop.
“You’re s-so cute like this.”
You groaned and tossed your head back as she added a second finger inside, and she giggled.
“God, Rabbit, please…”
She smiled playfully as she raised an eyebrow.
“Yes, (Y/N)?”
“More, please!”
She laughed and leaned down to kiss you as she pushed a third finger inside you. Her mouth swallowed your near scream. Your eyes fluttered shut as you tangled your hands in the sheets, trying to last a little longer, but the feeling of Rabbit’s fingers beginning to vibrate sent you over the edge. Your eyes shot open as you cried out in ecstasy. She continued to pump her fingers in and out of you as you rode out your orgasm, before pulling out. You laid there for a few minutes, catching your breath, before sitting up and tugging at Rabbit’s shirt.
“You’re wearing too much clothes.”
She giggled.
“Oh, a-am I?”
You started to pull her shirt from her head, and she helped you before kissing you again. You reached for her skirt, but she swatted at your hand and went to pull it down herself, but paused.
“W-Wait, I forgot s-s-something. I’ll be right b-back.”
She grabbed her jacket and tossed it on before running out the room. You sat and waited patiently for a few minutes, before she came back, wrapped in a robe. She grinned mischievously as she turned around and slowly let it ride down her left shoulder. You did your best nfot to blush. She let her robe drop and turned and climbed above you, pinning you down as softly as she could. You felt something rubbing on your clit as she grinded on you.
“Fuckkk, what is that?”
You asked, nearly breathlessly.
She pulled back, and you almost swore. It was a strap-on. Where the fuck did she get a strap-on? You shot her a concerned look.
“You sure you okay with doing this, Rab? It won’t make you dysphoric or anything?”
She nodded, and you sighed in relief.
“I’ll be fine. Are you okay with me fucking you?”
You giggled a little at her words.
“If you sure it’s okay then god, yes. But if it upsets you at all let me know and we ca-oh, god!”
She’d been lining up with you entrance while you were talking, and her thrusting in had caused you to throw your head back. Rabbit lightly covered your mouth with her hand.
“Gotta be q-quiet. Don’t wanna wake a-a-anyone up, do ya?”
You nodded, and she went to move her hand but you quickly moved it back. She laughed a little and left it there as she continued to push in. She soon had pushed in all the way, and you tapped out her hand frantically.
“Do y-you need me to give ya a s-sec?”
You nodded, a little breathless, and she stopped. After a few seconds of catching your breath you nodded for her to continue, and she removed her hand and leaned over to kiss you, swallowing the low whine when she nearly pulled all the way out only to slam back in.
“Is that okay?”
You nodded enthusiastically, and she kissed you again as she picked up the pace. Your whines and moans spurred her on, and she enthusiastically gave you what you wanted. You were barreling towards another release. Rabbit suddenly switched you over, and you rocked back and forth until the both of you shook with pleasure. You felt a couple of shocks of electricity. They were small enough that they didn’t hurt much, but running a hand through your hair proved that half of it was sticking up. You slumped over, tired, and simply laid there for a few minutes.
“T-T-That was good, r-right?”
You nodded.
“Very, very good.”
With that, you finally made yourself get up, hissing as the strap exited your body. You turned to Rabbit as you grabbed her robe.
“I’m gonna go wash up a little bit. Need anything?”
She managed to stand up after a few tries and remove her harness.
“Do ya m-mind wiping this down and p-p-putting it back in my c-closet? I’ll make it up to ya.”
You rolled your eyes but nodded, accepted it and a kiss to the cheek. You quickly did your tasks before returning back to your room. Rabbit had laid back down, and opened her arms as you returned to your room. You slipped on her shirt before returning to her arms.
“You sure know how to treat a lady. Do this often?”
Rabbit shook her head.
“N-Not really. I’m not really into s-sex. J-J-Just every once in awhile. S-Spine, on the other hand-”
You bursted into laughter.
“God, now that is a story I want to hear.”
Is this blog alive? I just now got into the fandom and I’m sad that I’ve missed the glory time to be in it ,’(
Is any robot truly alive? Find the answer in your heart.
My friend created a twitterbot four months ago
He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.
Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”
And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.
So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.
This is the future I want to live in.
BOT UPDATE:
He tweeted at me, saying “Our love looks like reverence,” which. Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot.
Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot. @setepenre-set, @vairablogs oh look, it’s us
We're catching up ;)
am I getting kinkshamed by the fucking Smithsonian
Yes. The answer is yes. To both.
I wish I had the guts to go to my favorite old dead spg blogs and just say “hand over the keys because you aren’t here anymore. You aren’t on hiatus, you’re gone, so give it up so someone else who won’t leave can provide for the new fans.” Because I’m so tired of seeing that people just…abandoned the blogs, and the people who loved them. I’d take over in a heartbeat.
We're not dead, just lost the muse for now! These things come and go.
when the aliens come, half of the world is gonna want to have sex with them, and the other half is gonna want to kill them, and if you alien-killers ruin this for all us alien-bangers, I’m gonna be really pissed off at yall
This also applies to androids
ah yes
first time in 500 years i actually throw something in the tag and it’s a sexy murderbot with a Dig Bick™
Humans reblog this
a big thank you to Steam Powered Giraffe for helping me to discover My MASSIVE Robot kink
Psst, Madangel19 has bee writing more SPG smut. Ya'll should totally check her out. Her work is lovely :D
Having some trouble finding the fic amongst all the blogging, is there a tag to search, or a link?
k but how ‘bout a robot hospital
gimme a robot coming in with a perpetual boner and getting the whole “have you tried turning it off and turning it on again” and yelling at the technician “THAT’S WHY I’M HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING IDIOT”
give me that
I would like to issue a formal apology to one Mr. David Michael Bennett
I ain't apologizin' for nothin'
Psst, if ya want some SPG naughtiness, then check out the fic, The Greatest Show Unearthed. It's on AO3 and it's lovely. There's a bit of buildup to the smut, but it's wonderful :3
Sounds like fun!