Sexual Man Chocolates.

I have an amazing sense of humor. Its like my 6th sense.

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That moment when you find inspirational quotes on a bowling alley wall.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(comic by Buttersafe)

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Every fuckmothering day of my life!

[meadownymph-deactivated20130807]

[appropriately-inappropriate]

For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,

KEEP WALKING.

It could be a body dump.

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Or dig.

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When people say Naruto sucks

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[sizvideos]

Huge Fireworks Explosion: 900 Millimeter Shell - Video Follow our Tumblr

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Gandalf's fireworks.

[gnarlykickflip]

*cups ur balls* some may call this junk. me, i call them treasures

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Are you looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

[vanillalion]

so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday

(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)

[gingerkarls]

IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW

[luminouscolor-moving]

I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck

[thisiswhatisee-welcometorealiti]

Nutella Day apparently. OMG.

[un-ashamedly-superficial]

Apple Pie

[dollarsign]

Peking Duck

[relahvant]

hot fudge sundae day fuck ye

[corxxsey]

What the fuck is an Apple Betty?

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National vanilla cupcake day. Fuck yeah.

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[fincentt-deactivated20230316]

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

[mahjongnookulus]

Morgan Freeman on helium.

[lotsof-lokilove]

This is very important to me

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I have seen it all.

[afunnypicture]

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Idk why I make these...

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These are awesome.

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