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27 ~ she/her ~ 1-800-are-you-slappin’? face

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[segamascott]

tw horror

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[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[crabussy]

bagels for breakfast bagels for lunch toasting them good so they have a nice crunch. bagels in the morning bagel in the afternoon bagel big and round got me howling at the moon

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[mevil]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[papayajuan2019]

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

[starrynet]

[srdcovka]

[thememedaddy]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water