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30. bi. disabled. southern. no minors, no terfs, no parking.

[ruinedchildhood]

[crestfallenchild]

whatW WHAT

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[we-love-gaming]

open world games

[anxietyproblem]

[lesbianshepard]

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

[naryrising]

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

[outofcontextdnd]

DASH DID A THING. A HORRIBLE THING.

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[i-am-loki-locked]

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

[thelittleblackfox]

Wait, let him speak

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[bimmyneutron]

The portables 😭 some didnt even have bathrooms you’d have to walk back to the school

[ulibeanzz]

coming of age checklist:

✔️get gay and/or trans

✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually

✔️unlearn gov propaganda

✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[beturbecky]

What if they thought you guys were the demons

[xxstar-bluesxx]

ohmygod

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

[fancy-lad]

me, every time a companion begins to mention Cole:

[wardsarefunctioning-deactivated]

[ironduke37]

hail-satan.mp4

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot]

It’s not dangerous if everyone is gay

[annoyingdogsong]

[earthstory]

[weirdlandtv]

A woman and her pet dragon.

Illustration from 1912 by German/Czech artist, Anton Robert Leinweber (1845-1921).

[copperbadge]

I love that her expression is like “Yes, I love you despite the fact you just puked brimstone all over the carpet.” 

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

[gaynfl-moved]

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[hydro-homies]