Ninja of Iga

Kirigakure Saizo. Awesome ninja. Hobbies include hiding in trees. Feed me dango. Preferably MC's dango. Sideblog to mess with people >:3 main blog in the links. i apologise in advance if he is ooc; tag to start an rp! "I would give every last drop of my blood in my body to keep you in this world." Status: currently shacking with daddy Katakura Kojurou

[rizukitikastuff]

Mavuika edits for fun

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[elaera23]

I love the movie quotes in the Voltage fandom 😂💕

[revenantghost]

These are way too cute, it’s not fair

[ms-demeanor]

A heads up for y’all:

Tumblr is apparently getting pretty serious about deleting people with multiple unused URLs for violating community guidelines. If you’re going to use multiple URLs for whatever reason (you’re saving one for a cool blog idea you’ve got, you’re seeing what combos of header and background the blog generator spits out, you’re a pastel moodboard blogger and you’ve gotta differentiate between dusty rose, millennial pink, and rose gold, you’re trying to follow in aquafresh’s steps and re-start woody’s roundup) - WHATEVER the reason - you have to use those blogs like blogs. If you’ve got an empty sideblog URL (even just ONE empty blog) Tumblr may decide to treat it like a bot and delete your whole ass blog.

This is ESPECIALLY true if there’s a recent uptick in bot activity on tumblr (and I can’t be the only one who has gotten twenty messages about “pics for u” this week).

So if you’re generating new URLs please put something on them.

Signed,  - that weirdo with a million sideblogs who doesn’t want to see you get deleted

[gilver-tblr-deactivated20200808]

JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

[cookie-dawgo12-deactivated20180]

NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

[hellanoragami-blog]

hello!! i have a question. do you know what the arcs are called in noragami? i've been searching for what to call this arc and i haven't really found anything :/

As far as I know, there isn’t an official list that separates chapters into arcs/has names. But!! I can try to split them up here!

Ch. 1-12: Shinki Arc (Introduction and Build up of basic Shinki knowledge, also covers Yukine’s shit.)Ch. 13-25: Betrayal Arc (The skirmish with Bishamon and co. I named it this bc of Kugaha, and the betrayal of the Ma clan.)

Ch. 26-38: Underworld Arc (The Yomi arc!! ‘Nuff said.)

Ch. 39-42: Vacation Arc (This is just basically a break bc while there is some useful info, nothing catastrophic happens that we need to bind it to a specific event.)

Ch. 43-48: God’s Greatest Secret Arc (While I’d like to simply call this the Sakura arc, her tale does tie in significantly with the GGS. So there ya’ go. :D)

Ch. 49-57: Bonds Arc (Where EVERYONE’S relationships are tested, starting with Hiyori and ending with Kazuma!)

Ch. 58-Current: Heaven’s War Arc (We started out so simple, and now we’re all in a shit storm. 8D)

I hope this was enough to split up the events for you!!

[zackpyo-deactivated20230420]

[lovespot12-blog]

What if lord touch mc butt in public noticing she doesn't have panty?

Nobunaga : Hey! come here for a minute. (pause) Have you lost your mind?!

Mitsuhide :  I’m sor– Mc…..

Yukimura : NUUUUU..! I … am s-sorry! I..

Saizo : Hm… did we forget something this morning? 

Masamune : Oh .. im… sorry Take this..

Kojuro : I’m sorry… ….

Inuchiyo : sorry, hey! come over here right now! 

Hideyoshi : Oh.. i am sorry… Mc!! Aren’t you…

Ieyasu : Can’t you even remember wearing underwear?

~Admin Athy

[sexysaizo]

Yuki and Yasu’s im dying xDDD

[zackpyo-deactivated20230420]

@logiebo ’s request

[logielouu-deactivated20250329]

OH. MY. GOD. THESE ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[sexysaizo]

impressive >;3

[daddykojuro]

Daddy is a bit lonely

[sexysaizo]

are we now?

[sexysaizo]

SUPPORT ME IN THE TANABATA WARS!

#slbpwest

[sexysaizo]

The smut lord is bored. And sleepy.

[obscene-tevene]

In regard to the recent saizo tags - jump on him. His lap looks inviting, no? xD

Oh god I just choked so hard laughing, someone save me xD!!!

….I would totally jump him- I mean, on him. On. Him. On his lap. Yeah. Thats totally what I meant. 😇😇

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Yes, yes, I’m sure you meant on him ;) Yes I completely believe you, good thing you clarified you would jump on his lap and not elsewhere X’DD I was getting ideas, you know

[obscene-tevene]

…I feel like I’ve just been chided by Lord Kojuro. :c

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Bwahaha x’DD

[obscene-tevene]

IT HURTS. Senpai make the hurt stop. D:

Nobu keeps pushing MC away and I know he’s just being his typical self, which makes me want to hug him harder and never let go but he’s being stubborn. No bby just let me love you 😢😢😢

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

He’s being his infamous difficult self >.> I wanted to do the same :’(  Btw - I don’t know why I laughed so much when I saw his fundoshi sprite. It was a nice surprise, but I laughed XD 

[sexysaizo]

I heard someone wants to jump? >:3

[obscene-tevene]

Well hello there, @sexysaizo ♡ So nice of you to drop by~ we were just discussing how… inviting your lap looked. Purely innocent conversation, I swear~

[sexysaizo]

Innocent, I see… why don’t you have a very innocent invitation to observe the evidence, dear @obscene-tevene?

[obscene-tevene]

I… think I shall stay put, milord. As tempting as your offer is, I am not so sure I will come away unscathed… @sexysaizo

[sexysaizo]

you make it sound like i bite. *smirks* whatever suits you then, little lady. 

[obscene-tevene]

Oh you absolutely bite, good sir. You bite and you don’t let go. Which why I’m here now, wondering why you tempt me so much.

[sexysaizo]

Do I? I tempt you, little lady? hmm? *suggestive stare*

how about we switch roles then? >:3

[obscene-tevene]

Saizo please don’t tease me. You don’t play fair you know that? *shuffling nervously and looking away*

[sexysaizo]

you know you don’t play fair with that kind of look on your face either right? your face is like an open invitation right now. *serious look*

[obscene-tevene]

I… don’t know what you’re talking about. *blushing furiously* This… is my normal face.

[sexysaizo]

My my, normal face eh? Now I'm curious as to what other kind of faces you make~

[obscene-tevene]

In regard to the recent saizo tags - jump on him. His lap looks inviting, no? xD

Oh god I just choked so hard laughing, someone save me xD!!!

….I would totally jump him- I mean, on him. On. Him. On his lap. Yeah. Thats totally what I meant. 😇😇

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Yes, yes, I’m sure you meant on him ;) Yes I completely believe you, good thing you clarified you would jump on his lap and not elsewhere X’DD I was getting ideas, you know

[obscene-tevene]

…I feel like I’ve just been chided by Lord Kojuro. :c

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Bwahaha x’DD

[obscene-tevene]

IT HURTS. Senpai make the hurt stop. D:

Nobu keeps pushing MC away and I know he’s just being his typical self, which makes me want to hug him harder and never let go but he’s being stubborn. No bby just let me love you 😢😢😢

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

He’s being his infamous difficult self >.> I wanted to do the same :’(  Btw - I don’t know why I laughed so much when I saw his fundoshi sprite. It was a nice surprise, but I laughed XD 

[sexysaizo]

I heard someone wants to jump? >:3

[obscene-tevene]

Well hello there, @sexysaizo ♡ So nice of you to drop by~ we were just discussing how… inviting your lap looked. Purely innocent conversation, I swear~

[sexysaizo]

Innocent, I see… why don’t you have a very innocent invitation to observe the evidence, dear @obscene-tevene?

[obscene-tevene]

I… think I shall stay put, milord. As tempting as your offer is, I am not so sure I will come away unscathed… @sexysaizo

[sexysaizo]

you make it sound like i bite. *smirks* whatever suits you then, little lady. 

[obscene-tevene]

Oh you absolutely bite, good sir. You bite and you don’t let go. Which why I’m here now, wondering why you tempt me so much.

[sexysaizo]

Do I? I tempt you, little lady? hmm? *suggestive stare*

how about we switch roles then? >:3

[obscene-tevene]

Saizo please don’t tease me. You don’t play fair you know that? *shuffling nervously and looking away*

[sexysaizo]

you know you don’t play fair with that kind of look on your face either right? your face is like an open invitation right now. *serious look*

[obscene-tevene]

In regard to the recent saizo tags - jump on him. His lap looks inviting, no? xD

Oh god I just choked so hard laughing, someone save me xD!!!

….I would totally jump him- I mean, on him. On. Him. On his lap. Yeah. Thats totally what I meant. 😇😇

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Yes, yes, I’m sure you meant on him ;) Yes I completely believe you, good thing you clarified you would jump on his lap and not elsewhere X’DD I was getting ideas, you know

[obscene-tevene]

…I feel like I’ve just been chided by Lord Kojuro. :c

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

Bwahaha x’DD

[obscene-tevene]

IT HURTS. Senpai make the hurt stop. D:

Nobu keeps pushing MC away and I know he’s just being his typical self, which makes me want to hug him harder and never let go but he’s being stubborn. No bby just let me love you 😢😢😢

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

He’s being his infamous difficult self >.> I wanted to do the same :’(  Btw - I don’t know why I laughed so much when I saw his fundoshi sprite. It was a nice surprise, but I laughed XD 

[sexysaizo]

I heard someone wants to jump? >:3

[obscene-tevene]

Well hello there, @sexysaizo ♡ So nice of you to drop by~ we were just discussing how… inviting your lap looked. Purely innocent conversation, I swear~

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

@sexysaizo There was nothing innocent about it xD 

[sexysaizo]

@zacroix i know :> 

however, the little lady declined my offer to examine the evidence up close

[zacroix-deactivated20200703]

She just doesn’t know what’s good for her *sighs*

[kitty-kat-ty]

jump on her @sexysaizo … hahaha jump on her

[sexysaizo]

@kitty-kat-ty how about i jump on you instead? 

@zacroix oh well