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32, they/them, sneeze kink blog, allergy fan and mess enthusiast. 18+ only

[sfsecrets]

this is an intro-ish post because until there's something here i won't feel able to do anything. i've been lurking at the peripheries for a few years, and tbh i'm probably going to mostly be lurking on this blog. but you never know!

[itchy-nostrils]

CW: duct taped mouth, mess 🫢

Especially mess at the end 🫢

If you know me and my sneezes… a lot of my let out release comes from my mouth.

So one day I had a thought 🤔 What would happen if I couldn’t release a sneeze through my mouth? 🧐🙈

Honestly these were sooooo hard to record 😮‍💨

SO itchy and SO tickly… but also sooooo stuck because it felt like I couldn’t get a big enough breath to let the sneeze loose 🤧

[head-colds]

spell/curse that makes someone allergic to smth different every day and they never know what it’ll be

[snzfuckery]

"I can't...hh! Can't s-stohhp—!"

"...Yeah, I can see that."

[sf-libet]

i feel like i very rarely hear this expression, but describing a place as "sneezy", because there's a lot of sneezing going on in it.

now it's one thing if the place is sneezy because you like, dropped some pepper or something and nobody in the room could stop sneezing, but i more often hear this expression in the context of a single person in there sneezing a lot (thus, filling the place with (the sound of) sneezes), and that's....really fucking hot.

any place you enter is a sneezy place. because you are sneezing so much.

[n0seferatu]

this is not a new thought i know but person with honeymoon rhinitis and a humiliation kink. the more you interrogate them about whats setting them off the harder they start sneezing.

[ghostlychill]

A's nose has been itchy all day, but now that B is talking to them, it's veering into Really Need To Sneeze territory. They're trying to pay attention and not interrupt the conversation, but their face keeps betraying them with twitchy nostrils, a crease between their brows, their lips parting, and maybe a little hitch here and there. They think they're doing well enough masking the problem, until B stops talking on their own and asks, "Do you need to sneeze?"

[polly-pollen]

These tags are blowing my mind

[sf-libet]

spiked tissues are hot. how about a spiked face mask?

there's an extra layer to putting pollen, pepper, perfume, etc (whatever will set off their nose the worst) into a face mask. putting them into tissues is fun, especially if you then hand that off to them directly. but spiking a face mask doesn't even require that extra step to add the intentionality--you know they're going to wear it anyway.

face masks in general are meant to prevent particulate matter from passing through them. now, typically, this is in the context of moisture in your breath (and, of course, coughs and sneezes), but i will not lie; this post was inspired by a clip of a guy putting very fine sawdust inside an N95 and the dust itself still escaping in super fine clouds as he reacted to it.

so whatever you put in the face mask is likely going to be stuck, strapped over top of both airways (nose and mouth), and you'll likely only see both the tool and its effects indirectly, as they sneeze, and sneeze, and sneeze.

[idsff]

They really need to make allergy meds that actually last 24hrs. Lies lies, it's all lies.

[starletstarry]

I'm so into apologetic sneezes. Like the excuse me, pardon, sorry something really tickles in my nose, so sorry I really can't help it. It just gets to me. It's so hot and so adorable at the same time, it drives me nuts.

[pollen-and-peachblossoms]

Completely enraptured by the thought of laying out on a picnic with someone with a grass allergy and just lazily tracing their nostrils with a few blades between sips of wine and bites of food

[sfsecrets]

apparently it needs saying: my answer to "m or f?" is fuck off.

[snzzzzz420]

computer, how do i make my nose more sensitive and sneeze in rapid fits and also make my sneezes messier computer. Help computer please.

[snzyjazz]

Hear me out okay

(More very NSFW snz thoughts under the cut)

MINORS DNI

~ I'm riding your thigh

~ you've cracked the code, you've finally figured out how to really get my stubborn nose going

~ maybe it's taken a while, maybe there's tears streaming my eyeliner and mascara down my cheeks after you've been relentlessly bullying my nostrils with any number of tools and potential allergens

~ I'm finally having the wet, sneezy fit of my dreams

~ into your tits if you have them, face, neck, everywhere

~ my septum ring is hopelessly crooked (hehe)

~ I'm a hopeless, desperate, overstimulated mess. You tell me I'm not allowed to stop sneezing and cumming until you cum

~ when you finally touch yourself, it doesn't take long >:) (I still can't stop sneezing for a little while afterwards)

Anyway that's all byeeee

[sfblah]

shy character trying to be sexy

shy character trying to be sexy while also sneezing uncontrollably

[hitching-hyacinth]

take my hand and come with me into fantastical porn world. now imagine someone who has the kink and honeymoon rhinitis both so intense that if they sneeze even once they can't stop until they come

[n0seferatu]

sneeze so cartoonishly huge it pops their buttons/blows off their top/splits a seam/etc yes good very nice but have you considered: sneeze so cartoonishly huge it ruins someone elses clothes? perchance?