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he thrusts his fists against the post, and still insists he sees the ghost

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

[allycattiny]

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[thebootydiaries]

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[somecutething]

What are they doing!? 😂😂

[taragrimface]

the ritual

[sighinastorm]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Duck duck goose

[flowerinaflame]

[flowerinaflame]

[snakehead-666]

This show was on drugs

[tamaharu]

no, it was on GOSPEL. get it RIGHT

[thejakelikesonions]

I win

[tinybeanhealing]

SAGITTARIUS, libra, pisces

[lycanlupins]

hi, biphobia sucks and i love every bi person ever ❤️

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[pissedoffpineapple]

its little floPPY EARS

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Gimmie

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/aloedesign

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

My problem with this is it looks real at first which makes the eventually murder of physics that much more jarring.

[watery-trash-dragon]

Death Stranding looks great

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I think the worst part of holding or running for political office would be having to see political cartoons of yourself

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

all those cartoons of Obama where the cartoonists were very clearly afraid to exaggerate his lips or his nose to avoid it looking like a racist caricature so for whatever reason they massively exaggerated his completely average-sized ears

[onlytwitterpics]

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[tranquillityite]

is this a threat. i feel threatened

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

Horses are the silent judge in the trial of mankind.

[nutsacktorturer]