Sh1nyPr4wn

[parakeet]

I have to admit that this one made me laugh out loud

[absolutejamer]

The villains two faithful henchmen

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[sh1nypr4wn]

Literally half the people playing games like Squad or Arma are soldiers or veterans. And yet so many can't hit any shots that aren't friendly fire.

[magnetothemagnificent]

A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled.

[sh1nypr4wn]

Does it have to be boiled in water? I think boiling it in oil would be much better.

[destielmemenews]

Politifact

Watch the debate on CNN

[sh1nypr4wn]

The fact that there weren't live fact-checkers onscreen is ridiculous.

[charlesoberonn]

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

[charlesoberonn]

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

[gropeable-boychest]

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

[charlesoberonn]

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

[charlesoberonn]

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

[ardinwriter]

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

[charlesoberonn]

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

[a-sentient-cup]

Assigned magic girl at birth

[sh1nypr4wn]

@a-sentient-cup

That's literally Chibiusa

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[sh1nypr4wn]

READY THE RED DODGEBALLS!!!!!!!!

[mariacallous]

[sh1nypr4wn]

"I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!!!"

[assdevourer]

the usa shouldn’t be the political and economic focal point of the entire fucking planet, actually

[briarrolfe]

I just learned that my medication is out of stock COUNTRYWIDE because America is restricting how much ADHD medication Australia is allowed to make... and they're just flat out ignoring Australia's request to meet to negotiate more.

[t4t4t]

Abolish the DEA. Goddamn

[sh1nypr4wn]

Can nobody here read?!? It's literally in the picture! The D.E.A. is not controlling how much Australia can produce, it's controlling how much the US can export to Australia. The reading comprehension on this site really is piss-poor.

[datasoong47]

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

[lazorsandparadox]

[nezreblogz]

[mishrillette]

OFCOURSE ITS SOLD TO INDIA

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

[sh1nypr4wn]

It failed in India.

“We used it on a captive crowd… consisting of CRPF personnel and general public. But they managed to tolerate the smell without much difficulty. Maybe Indians have a higher threshold of tolerating stench,”

“Those who can ignore smell can drink the liquid also,”

From https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/smelly-bomb-planned-to-use-on-kashmiri-protesters-doesn-t-raise-a-stink/story-e1wndCd2gqKHYCsBT7N9SJ.html

[waffle-sorter]

What do you think about the "teddy bears and machine guns" game from the "please don't tell my parent's" series?

I honestly like the idea of it as a game, and it's too bad that it was really only important in the 1st book.

Honestly, I mostly don't have a lot of thoughts about it. It sounds like a kind of game (or maybe three kinds of game mashed together?) that I suspect I wouldn't enjoy much, but Penny et al seem to enjoy it.

I do wish we'd gotten a better idea of what's involved, though. Toybox seems to be an RTS, Candy is some kind of solo adventure with base-building elements, and Junkyard is... Spore-esque, maybe?

Out of curiosity, why do you ask, beyond that I'm familiar with PTDMP?

[sh1nypr4wn]

I had asked because I was re-reading and like the idea of the game, and you are one of the only people that post about pdtmp.

I agree that toy is an RTS, but I think that candy is an FPS with building (sort of like rust), and junkyard sounds like a mix of a factory game and a mecha game. I am also kinda disappointed that it disappeared past the 1st book outside of some throwaway line.

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[half-eaten-burger-deactivated20]

The tolerance paradox is solved if you consider the social contract fascists break

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[knightofleo]

[asterosian]

Hey. You guys want something to be mad at? Something that affects real children?

Republicans are desperately trying to stop a bill from being passed, outraged that it’s been proposed at all, and are crying about “religious liberty” and “parental rights.” What does the bill do exactly?

It raises the age at which you can legally get married to 16.

[elisamaza]

Efforts to raise the age of marriage in the state have consistently stalled. For years, now-retired Laramie Democratic Representative Charles Pelkey sponsored legislation to raise the age of marriage to 18, only to fail with every effort.

Other states, like Tennessee, have actually sought to go in the opposite direction, with Republicans there seeking last year to eliminate any limits on marriage entirely until public outrage forced them to reverse course.

[ragnarokascendant]

Yeah, so that 'LGBT people are sexual predators' bit is just projecting. Per usual.

[theorderofthetriad]

There are only seven states that fully ban child marriage, whereas there are eight states that have literally no age restriction for child marriage, if this bill passes it'll be seven and seven.

One of the states with no age restriction is fucking California, you know, the state with the biggest population in the entire fucking union?

It's well past time to ban this on a national level. Contact your House Representative and your Senator and let them know you want a national ban on child marriage under the age of 18. We need to make it clear this is an issue we care about and will support or oppose candidates over.

[whatbigotspost]

I’m gonna reblog every post that covers this topic that I can. The next time your dumb ass Republican uncle Jerry is defending ANYTHING he believes just rant and rant about this. I’d love to hear how they justify this position.