Idolu Trashu

Switched to heavenlyais

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[123iloveyoutoo]

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

[theinformationdump]

Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers

As described by Selnick’s article:

Author and doctor of clinical psychology Carolyn Kaufman has released a one-page body language cheat sheet of psychological “tells” (PDF link) fiction writers can use to dress their characters.

[todoriko]

[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

this is the worst video on the Internet im going to go vomit now

[shadoewazhere]

N A S A P E E P O

[liathepenguinologist]

Visit Original Link

[musashi]

Justin: Griffin’s just sitting at the end… juggling–fushigi-ing two glass balls in super tight pants, just waiting for his kid delivery.

Griffin: [dismissively] Well, they’d–

Justin: Once he, bests his minions.

Griffin: –they would be Pokeballs, and also it’s not a kid delivery, this’n–there’s no fuckin’ guarentee that a kid that comes [intense] INTO THE BEGINNING of my crucible… makes it to the END of it undefeated. [beat, stammering] In fact, I–I’d say–I’m gonna pack–I’m gonna stack this gym! With fuckin’ PROS. I-It’s gonna–It’s going to be… It’s–It’s gonna be brutal. It’s going to be a torture chamber.

Travis: What–well, what’s the theme? What’s the theme, are you like–is it a Bug theme, is it–

Griffin: [thickest, most annoyed sarcasm imaginable] YEAH TRAVIS, UH, UH, UH, UUUHYEAH TRAV! I’M GONNA OPEN UP A ~Bug-type~ Pokemon gym! You idiot! Yeah, that’s what I want, because I want to give out–I wanna–I wanna shit out badges for every… ham and egger that comes to my front door!

Justin: [laughing]

Griffin: Yeah, that’s right Travis! [doofus voice] “Go, Caterpie!” [normally] That’s me, you fucking imbecile. [bad Justin Roiland impression] “Yeuh go… do your best, Kakuna!” [normally, smile in voice] What are you fucking talki–?! Yeah, Bug-type gym.

[beat]

Travis: …alright, um, I’m gonna go, I’ve embarrassed myself.

Justin: …maybe Fire? Fire-type, could you do Fire-type?

Travis: Fire-based? Make it a–

Griffin: Yeah, yeah, I’ll probably just… that’s a good idea Justin, I’ll probably just do a Fire-type one, so that [angry screaming] ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP. 

Justin: [laughing quietly]

Griffin: Killed all of us with one Blastoise, huh? Wow, shit, I shoulda… 

Justin: Yeah, I don’t–

Travis: Just do Rock, then! Just do Rock-type!

Griffin: [voice dripping with malice] …the same Blastoise,

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[moomincaps]

[shimmedmilk]

gdsrfhhbjiibjgruj

[justejauraisaimeetreprevenue]

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

[ocheano]

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

[brunhiddensmusings]

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

[angryschnauzer]

This post is essential, but i would also like to add in credit for the original artist that created this statement; Rosea lake. Its called ‘Judgements’

Also she’s here on tumblr @rosealake

Support women’s rights but also please support artists and activists.

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[imaginedsoldier]

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

[everythingfox]

Does anyone know what happened?

[byrneing]

[hgk477]

When driving at night

If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.

Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.

Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.

Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.

If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.

If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.

The contents of your trunk may vary.

If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.

You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.

When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.

Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.

Focus on your lane.

Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.

Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.

It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.

More guides

How to talk to the wind

Cool DIY Projects that aren’t Illegal Yet! 

[spoopyacidfairy-moved]

[shadoewazhere]

And now the weather

[orriculum]

What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair

[orriculum]

thanks!

[weirdmageddon]

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

[weirdmageddon]

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

[meefling]

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[galactic-polywag]

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

[weirdmageddon]

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

LINK WHY

[lordmogatron]

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

[viostormcaller]

Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise

[carebewear]

fellow millennials, the fact that kids today don’t know about caramelldansen is a failure on our part. Much how our parents failed us, we have failed this generation by not passing on the ancient traditions. The only solution is for everyone to start making caramelldansen videos again. Dust off your windows movie maker and start churning out chibis of this season’s hottest anime characters, lads. We’ve got work to do.

[thatsnice13]

Crowley and Aziraphile’s relationship is the perfect representation of “be gay, do crime”. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[raechelrae]

Anathema: One time Aziraphale and Crowley were having a heated argument in the car and Aziraphale took Crowley’s Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Crowley looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player

[younggayanddoingokay]

David tennant going into a role: you can make me hide my Scotsman, but you can’t make me hide my slutty!