shadowalex2000

26. He / They Pronouns. Autistic. Reblogs mostly Marvel/DC, Fullmetal Alchemist, RWBY, Pokemon, and all around anything funny, beautiful, or important. Born on 4/20.

[lesbianroyai]

rwby makes me want to cry so bad. imagine being created with the budget of a nickel and two toothpicks. the map of the region was a stain on a napkin. the creator wrote out to the ninth volume but died before the last of the third volume. but his friends kept the show going, kept true to what he wrote. the show survived the shutdown of the parent company. had crossover movies with wb and was dropped by them as well. got picked up by yet another studio. has been in hiatus hell for 3 years but is confirmed to continue. this is insane and unheard of for this type of show. also the core message of the show is to not give up, to keep going even when the going gets tough, never give up. rwby is not giving up. rwby, monty, you will always be famous <3

[pixel-hoo]

Zelda :)

[grwvy-rwby]

Headcannon that Pyrrha did not like Weiss at first, but was too nice to say so. Not due to jealousy over Jaune or anything like that, but because Weiss immediately does exactly what Pyrrha explains in Vol 2 she doesn't like. She puts Pyrrha up on a pedestal. She talks up Pyrrha's skill and fame and decides, for Pyrrha, that Jaune's not good enough for her. Talk about a bad first impression.

Even funnier if you interpret Weiss as having a crush on Pyrrha. Her stated reason for rejecting Jaune is because boys only want the perks of her last name and she assumes Jaune is the same. However, Weiss initially does, rather hypocritically, think of Pyrrha more like an asset than as a potential friend. Weiss is interested in how Pyrrha's strength can help her, rather than in Pyrrha as a person. Early Weiss was so shallow lol.

[barblaz-arts]

When RT doesn't give you Weiss comforting Ruby so you gotta do it yourself

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[the-legal-shipper]

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

[penny-anna]

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

[offonaherosjourney]

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

[nightblackowlbat]

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

[sentrysvoid]

Daredevil: Born Again The Southern Cross | 2.08

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

I think a lot of Europeans think that the stadium is in the middle of a city and surrounded by infrastructure, which is why they keep insisting that they can just walk from point A to point B. It's not! It's in the fucking Meadowlands!!!! You have multi lane highways and a literal toxic swamp and that's it!

[lesbianshepard]

"Well if there are a LOT of football fans they'll stop for us!"

There's a video online of a trucker who accidentally hits a flock of sheep in the middle of the highway at full speed and splatters them. Has to turn the windshield wipers on to wipe away the blood. This is what every Jersey driver yearns to do once they get on the turnpike.

[lesbianshepard]

girl help they're now demanding NJ build a bridge over the highway (???? from where???) or shut down the fucking I-95 (one of the busiest highways in the country that everyone commutes on) for their little soccer game.

[effervescible]

I live close enough to the Meadowlands to regularly curse the hubris of the American Dream mall and this is the funniest shit I have read in YEARS. A lot of the European twitter people seem to think we are DEFENDING the Meadowlands and the general layout of the area like we think it was good urban planning. Girl no! It is a shithole, we know it is a shithole! (Although the actual swamp is kinda pretty from the window of a train heading to Secaucus Junction.) We are not trying to express pride, we are trying to save your life!!!!

I MEAN. I know people talk a lot of shit about American arrogance and they're not wrong to do so, but look at this, my fucking god.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

._. Let them perish

Whats funny is they think ppl are defending the infrastructure. Like...no bitch we know it's ass. We are telling you it LITERALLY can't be done

[brehaaorgana]

Right like, no no. We KNOW it is horrible. We KNOW it should not exist like that. MetLife stadium shouldn't have been built in a swamp like that. Everything about its existence is bullshit. This is probably the WORST stadium to try and get to, considering that it is illegal to try and walk there.

FIFA has also intentionally MADE it worse. Because they're closing the parking lot. They're also preventing ride shares from what I can tell??

Meanwhile the governor of New Jersey is saying this is going to cost NJ $48 million to deal with the ridership, and wanted money to offset that, which FIFA doesn't ever do. So they decided to massively inflate train fares to offset the cost.

Again, while trying to prevent rideshare services from occurring.

Oh, ALSO people in New Jersey and New York City are all being told to "work from home" on days of the world cup matches because the public transit congestion is expected to be that bad, coincides with rush hour, and because for some of it, they're full closing off public transit to anyone who doesn't have FIFA tickets.

And then there are people complaining about our "shitty national stadium" and I don't even know how to begin to explain that MetLife isn't even the biggest capacity stadium in the US. It's not even in the top ten. (It is #15).

I genuinely do hope everyone is just being a bit of a troll when they say they're going to walk on the 95 or some shit because people will 1000% die. I don't even know what a comparable metaphor for this is.

But you cannot just shut this road down:

[systlin]

It is. Illegal, on most USA highways, to drive LESS than 45 mph. This road system, to our immense grief, was built for the vehicles, not for pedestrians. The seventy foot semi going 80 mph cannot stop if you dart out in front of it. I 95 does not have breaks in traffic. Trying to walk I-95 is literally going to get someone killed. The US reliance on cars SUCKS trust me we know, but I do not want people to get killed trying to get to a sports game. I am begging people not to try and walk 1-95, people on that road drive like they're auditioning for Mad Max. This is not a county with a sane pedestrian friendly walkable road system. Pay the $150 please PLEASE or get a ride do NOT die on 1-95.

[noodles-and-tea]

<333

[opt1gan]

Around the world around the worrrld 🏍🚗🚤

[noodles-and-tea]

Princesses <3

[syrupyyyart]

princesses

[thecaroliner]

this absolute failure of a man. the way his voice cracks when he calls her name, running as fast as he can to her, my God he is the ultimate malewife

[ria-art-2025]

Princess on the Run!

You've found Hyrule's most wanted fugitive!

If you approach her, you will either make a friend for life... or you will meet her pet lynel

[crimsonjaws]

Frank Castle checking the skyline and spotting yet another dumbass in a red suit flipping around on rooftops like an acrobat

At some point it stops being a coincidence and becomes a personal attack from the univere

[wolfcha1k]

hey for folks saying Shadow is a grown ass man, reminder that Sonic 3 straight up calls him a child TWICE.

anyway that is all

[xxtc-96xx]

If Aang isn’t 112, then Shadow isn’t 50, cryo freezing characters is a very common trope to put them in new timelines without having them age through the time skip

[proxy616]

The uncanny x-men celebrate Nightcrawler’s birthday. He’s my favourite too Jitter.

The little cake topper!

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Wonder Woman #15 - "The Mark of Hecate" (2025)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Hayden Sherman & Jordie Bellaire