Entertain your friends with a haggis

VICTOR - HE/IT

[shadowbutchers]

VICTOR - HE/IT - OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER (25+) 

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[violentoffender]

[nyancrimew]

been meaning to see what that whole "sleep hygiene" thing is about so ive started sleeping in the shower

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[godkissedme]

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[mimill3]

animal cell diagram 🦠

[whompthatsucker1981]

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[draconym]

Item: Scandalous Shades

+1 Electrochemistry

-3 Suggestion: Can't Take You Anywhere

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[mevil]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[iamoutofideas]

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.