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@shadowchild613
Happy N7 day!
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber
YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
citing a goddamn source??“
No
It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Smug irrationality
Tornado
I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.
This is very me
*smashcut to a tornado forming on the horizon of my neighborhood years ago, sirens blaring*
me, standing outside staring up at the sky with the entire dorm: Nice.
If y’all non-Midwesterns think thats wild, don’t ask about the tornado chasing, for fun
This made me laugh and brought back memories and that was fun. ^-^
Terrible idea:
Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.
Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:
“Perception check”
“Bees?”
“BEES???”
That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud
headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,
antman:
villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass
spiderman:
villain:
villain: ill just turn myself in,
Um actually,
it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,
A classic.
DYING
Clickbaiting level: National Geographic
this added 5 years to my life
enhancier
enhancier
Let your dreams come true
Must be an important raccoon.
Crime boss and their bodyguards
Please
Please turn your sound on
“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff
My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.
Bold of you to imply Lucio Correia dos Santos isn’t the bard of Overwatch
Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!
I hate you all
gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.
God bless this post
DEPLOY THE BOY
“hey do you want the rest of my-“