Jazzy

Slytherin that’s obsessed with more than I should be 🧜🏼‍♀️

[literaphobe]

me, putting songs into my playlist: i love ALL of these songs!!

me, actually listening to my playlist: skip skip skip skip

[ithelpstodream]

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[casua-aria]

hoLY MOtHeR ON A S TiC K

[white-throated-packrat]

What a fuck this guy was!

Fiber crafters already undercharge – the OP was only asking $2/hour for their time, instead of minimum wage. I’m not sure what size yarn they consider ‘regular’, but let’s say DK – 4200 yds of DK, if I buy Swish DK (superwash, because this asshole isn’t going to be happy with a queen-sized blanket that has to be handwashed) from KnitPicks, is still 36 balls, so $180 before taxes.

My general rule of thumb is 3x the price of the yarn for plain knitting, 4x for patterned (texture or two-color stranded) and 5x for lace (since errors in lace are harder to fix). I won’t do intarsia.

I’d have charged the $800 right from the start, and maybe more if I calculated the estimated hours worked.

[whitmerule]

yeah no my time is worth at least ten times that. and you giving me shit adds an automatic zero to the price tag.

[samael-has-arrived]

Fuck off man, do you know how much time goes into making things by hand like that? I’ve ended up with rope burns all over my fingers during the winter because I make hats and scarves for FREE for my FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

400 was a generous pricing. Get real.

[hogwartshouse-gifs]

The Hogwarts Houses As The Fab Five

Gryffindor - Karamo

Hufflepuff - JVN

Ravenclaw - Antoni and Bobby

Slytherin - Tan 

[coffee-and-wings-deactivated202]

Misha & Jared are…

….without a doubt

…my favorite SPAM.

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[gif87a-com]

[were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat]

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

[pembrokewkorgi]

This is my kind of content.

[neko-setsuka]

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

[agallonofmilky]

loaft

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[drarry-imagines]

I don’t know why but I always imagined Draco as a small child to be super cute and full of energy and always excited about anything and everything and ALWAYS talking like it was impossible for him to shut up

I totally see that.

I love the thought of Little Draco rushing to his parents to show off the new spell he had just learnt, or going on and on about the new game he made up, to everyone and anyone that’ll listen.

But on an angsty note, I believe somewhere along the way that excited little boy was destroyed. Maybe by his parents not caring enough or them not giving him the attention and praise he deserved and badly wanted.

That excited little boy became more silent and spiteful and constantly had to remind himself that no one will care about the biography he had just finished reading.

And it seriously hurts to think like that.

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

and so when harry asks him out, harry eventually learns about this and was resolved to make draco talk like that again

and so he always asks draco about everything and at first draco is annoyed but then he gets curious

and so he asks harry why he’s doing it

and harry tells him

and draco is just silent and harry was afraid he just fucked everything up

and the day after that, after harry comes home from work and finds draco sitting on the couch reading a muggle book hermione gave him as a birthday gift, he sits next to him, preparing to be ignored or playfully insulted or asked how his day went as per usual

but then draco closes the book when he finishes reading the last page and turns to harry before saying, “i just read this muggle book granger gave me entitled the alchemist and it was brilliant potter the ending was superb you have to read it”

draco then proceeds to talk about the book for a solid two hours while harry listens intently to what he was saying with a goofy smile on his face because fuck, he’s in love

and after that it gets easier for them to talk about everything, leading them to understand each other better because finally draco wasn’t keeping everything to himself

and at first harry just listens before he starts to do the same, telling draco just about everything and explaining in detail about what he thought about draco’s insight and opinion on a muggle book or movie or game or quidditch time or anything, really, and it felt good to have someone listen like that

they learned to speak when words are needed and share the silence when they’re not

so when harry proposes, draco says yes

because when the world got tired of listening, one man did

and draco was more than happy to take his name

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[poems-and-word]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[the-moth-kid]

Daily Reminder That

This is not an acceptable habitat for a hermit crab

This is not an acceptable habitat for a goldfish

Neither of these are an acceptable habitat for a beta fish

And this is not an acceptable habitat for a rabbit/ferret/rat/guinea pig/hamster/chinchilla/ or any other small mammal

Do your research before purchasing a home for your pet, dont just buy what the pet store tells you to. All of the cages and tanks shown above are entirely too small and lack many of the things needed for the pets they are intended to hold, yet they have become very popular in the homes of pet owners who didn’t look into the specific needs of their animals. Don’t make your pets suffer by failing to provide the proper care that they require. If giving your pet a suitable habitat is too expensive for you, then don’t buy the animal, it’s simple.

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Tika was suppose to be hairless.

[shadowfoxxember-blog]

I need F I v E

[theintrovertnation]

Join the Introvert Nation Movement

[what-is-kpop-lol]

omfg yes

[sakura-haruka]

#My life: A summary

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Draco: He can sleep through anything. One time, I was screaming through the wall and he slept through it. But bring food? Oh, he’s up. Like, put a slice of bread 6 meters or closer to him? He will sense it.

Hermione: He’s right here. Sleeping. Be quiet.

Draco: we’ll be fine. Until food.