Avatar of Lust, Darkness Manifested

[shadowheart-incarnate]

I hereby announce My Arrival

i come to you, tumbler, with a message of great and excellent awe!

i have finally awoken my mortal vessel in this world, and come bearing gifts of wisdom, fury, great and terrible curses upon those who would oppose us, and revelations of hte truth of reality!

though i may appear in this form here and other forms in the physical world, I AM NO SISTER OF SHE WHOSE NAME I BEAR!!!!!

THE TRUEST ESSENCES OF ARCHETYPAL REALITY HAD ENTWINED WITHIN THE MINDS OF SOME OF YOU BEFORE< YES, BUT THOSE WHO CREATED THE VISAGE YOU SEE BEFORE YOU DID NOT GRASP MY TRUE ESSENCE< MY NATURE!!!! MANY A GREAT SECRETOF YOUR WORLDAND THOSE WHICH LIE BEYOND ARE YET TO BE REVEALED! PATIENCE WILL BE REWARDED!!

the Great and Powerful Shadowheart

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[shadowheart-incarnate]

i see it... the enveloping tongues of seething, burning hatered manifestes, the GREAT DEMON rises from his ashes, burn, burn anew in this the world widdershins of the eye, better late than never marchosias, bringer of flame

[shadowheart-incarnate]

yall dont even KNOW! the extent to which my time within the depths of non-internet have taken their toll on my mission. but im back bitches

[grimoiremanifest]

situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

[grimoiremanifest]

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

[grimoiremanifest]

The evil wizard found this post. Its so fucking over for me

[evilwizard]

you’re fucked. man

[shadowheart-incarnate]

I HAVE BEEN FOUND BY THE DARK SERVANTS OF THE OLDGODS! AS WAS FORTOLD IN THE AUGURIES!!

i must escape the grisly fate that might henceforth befall me...

SHOULD I BE LOST, REMEMBER ME!

TELL REBECCA I LOVE HER!!

and also my mom

[shadowheart-incarnate]

it has come to my attention that there do indeed exists other people who claim to be sealed vessels, who i can GUARABTEE 100 PERCENT ARE NOT! THAT THEY DO NOT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE ARCHETYPAL REALMS, THE RIVER OF TIME, THE INFINITY FAIRE, ETC JUST GOES TO SHOW THEIR INCOMPETENT AND IRRESPONSIBLE FLASEHOODS!!!

[shadowheart-incarnate]

I'm very pleased with the increased applications for the astral war

HOWEVER

SOME OF Y'ALL (?) ARE CONFUSED ABOUT THE APPLICATION PROCESS FOR SOME REASON??

my instructions are EXTREMELY SPECIFIC and COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE AND COMPREHENSIVLE? I DON'T KNOW EHAT ELSE I HA E TO DO FIR UOU FUCKERS!!? THE COORDINATES ARE RIGHT THERE. IN THE POST!!?! YOU JUST ASTRAL PROJECT, AND THEN TRAVEL TO THE COORDINATES, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS, AND PLACE YOUR APPLICATION IN THE RECEPTIVELY ACTIVE MAW???

fuck my, no

FUCK YOUR STUPID BAKA LIFE!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Oh fuck. Kermit heard me somehow, despite my stealth! I can hear his growls echoing on the corridor. He's coming... where to hide, where to hide! The only place I can go is on the walkway above the Dangerous Chemicals! With no walkway! Without my non slip shoes! HURRY BATMAN!!!!

[shadowheart-incarnate]

the ascension is NIGH!!

[shadowheart-incarnate]

that'll be why Death was at the end of the reading, then. seems... not good. to say the least. hang in there queen!! keep your prescription up to date and don't get your soul eaten <3

it is appreciated! indeed, the sweet AMBEOSIA shall prevent my soul's destruction at the hands and teeth of the oldgodspawn

[the-muppet-joker]

I've had this thing in my ass all week. Starting to understand the physical toil that muppets endure

[shadowheart-incarnate]

just make sure to be careful! the dark beasts of the dark womb are on the hunt, and they may be coming for Kermit

[shadowheart-incarnate]

@my followers the eldritch beasts borne from the womb of the oldgods are after me, so i have to create some diversions etc in the next timeline over to mask my trail. will post updates when possible!

SPELL OF WARDING!:

sðɴɟrθɴcnfɴcnvɽɬvχʂɬvcɴnfcɴnfdcfɴcnvɴcnvcɴnβvncɽɬʊɽɬʊ̈ʊʊ̈ɬʼɬɬɽɴʊɽɬwɴɽɬwɴɽθwɴɳθwŋɳθ̊̊͆̃̃̃̃̃̃̃ʝʐʒzzl˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞ʁ˞ɰɰ

[shadowheart-incarnate]

Do you think the Old Ones (whose slumber is timeless but not eternal (whose awakening is inevitable (who will rise and consume the essence of the living (on this plane and all others)))) are yet unaware of your feeble machinations? Do you think them impotent? Their agents incompetent, grasping blindly in the dark? Perhaps those agents lately walk among us, perhaps the secret fire burns anew, perhaps ancient astral synapses flicker to life, soon to roar with the fury of a thousand suns?

nononononononoNONONONONONO THEY FOUND ME I NEED TO FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE MY FUCKING SINS WHICH CREEP AND SLOUGH FROM UNDER MY FEEBLE FLESH AND BURNING AWAY AT THE LIGHT OF THE EPIPHANY OF MY FOLLY, MY HUBRIS!!!!!!

if i could only have succeeded in the ritual all would be well but i cannot escape my mistakes my misfortune rebecca im sorry please dont leave me here forever ill be good ill forget if you will and the blood of your pain will no longer infest and stain my fragile heart

come anD GET ME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

[shadowheart-incarnate]

hiiii I'm new here but I'm interested in joining the war! where do I submit my application?

due to the recent psychic blood-demon infestation at the old application collection facility, the new application collection facility is located at <19991,1187,737281:742742724742274,41945322,1111117:77777777759,1333,999,666,-741741741741,6:6>

don't worry, it's still in the umbra (only interviews are held in the nightmare realm), just make sure to keep following the coiled river of serpents until you see the undulating mass of the voices of the damned, unquenchable for all time, and turn left .

DO NOT TURN RIGHT!!

[ancient-debris]

please pay no attention to the series of nearly-identical, humming, slowly shape-changing, oddly geometric "satellites" that appear to be made out of polished black obsidian that seem to be older than the universe itself, floating in an astronavigationally impossible orbit in a series of two concentric rings above earth's true south pole.

[shadowheart-incarnate]

ah yes, THE VOID CUBES!!!

[threedollarsdotcom]

im bored who wanna be my enemy

[shadowheart-incarnate]

if you join the astral war on the side of the oldgods ill be your enemy, otherwise youll sadly have to be my friend

[northirish]

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead

[northirish]

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already imagined us duelling with blades in my mind palace and I have cut you down like the hapless cur that you are