I Don’t Want The World. I Want You.

izzy • 17 • she/her • queer

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*Magnus walks in dressed as a woman*

Alec: what the hell are you wearing?

Magnus: a dress

Alec: why?

Magnus: oh well, I’m trying to do an experiment. How bi are you right now?

Alec:

Alec: I’m good-bi.

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Magnus: hey guess whats on the menu

Alec: what

Magnus: me-n-u

Alec: *chokes*

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Will: i have a plan

Jem: does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Will: i said i had a plan, not a miracle

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*Magnus and Alec watching the stars*

Alec: the stars are beautiful tonight

Magnus: you know what else is beautiful?

Jace: me

Magnus: what the fuck

[seashellronan]

okay so i know were all excited at the prospect of pan! simon becoming canon but consider this: what if Simon kisses a boy

[warlocks-nephilim]

NOT a boy –> Raphael

[seashellronan]

I don’t want to be rude but Simon loving boys and kissing boys isn’t just about your ship

[princepolly]

let simon kiss boys 2k18

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I don’t think pan! simon is really gonna happen. Don’t get me wrong I love saphael but changing a character’s sexuality is going too far. The books, want it or not, have to be some sort of guide for the producers of the show, despite the fact that this is only BASED in the books. Cause it’s one thing to add and/or change the timeline of things, but nothing is as permanent as a complete change in a main character’s sexuality, and I don’t think cassie clare would agree to that. At the end of the day it’s her characters we’re talking about, not the producers of the show’s. Also raphael is aromantic asexual soo yea, doubt saphael can happen.

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*Magnus and Alec cuddling in bed*

Magnus, smiling softly: you’re beautiful.

Jace, from under the bed: thanks

Magnus: what the fuck

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When Sebastian was born

Doctor: Congratulations, it’s an asshole

[bane--lightwood]

Okay, so, my dash has been dead since I’ve unfollowed a lot of people for several reasons. If you’re a Shadowhunters blog - free of discourse - please reblog this so I can see you. I really need to follow more people because I miss the Shadowhunters content. Thanks. :)

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*bangs*

Clary: what is that noise magnus?

Magnus: oh don’t worry biscuit. It’s just alec trying to get out of the closet.

Simon: I’m pretty sure he already did that.

Magnus: no, literally. He said my makeup was not as pretty as yesterday so i locked him in the closet.

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*What clalec shippers think might happen*

Clary: Alec I know you are gay and I am dating your brother but i love you

Alec: omg clary I made out with a warlock man in my wedding with a woman in front of my parents after being in love with my parabatai for like 10 years but i love you too

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*Clary and Simon walk in Magnus’ loft*

Magnus: Jace is not here. You can wait for him in the living room.

Clary: we are not here for Jace.

Magnus: hm. Last time someone said that to me I got laid. Sorry biscuit, you are not my type. Oh wait that’s actually what I said to them too. Well-

Simon: Seriously Magnus.

Magnus:

Magnus: Clary I am not doing a threesome with Sherman.

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“I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone who will never love you back. Not the way I do.”

“ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ?”

“You stupid nephilim. Why else am I here?”

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*Magnus and Alec about to get kinky*

Jace: *walking in* hey-

Magnus: I gave you that key for emergencies, boy.

Jace: This is an emergency. Me and Clary ran out of doritos.

Magnus:

Alec:

Jace:

Simon: *walking in* hey Magnus raphael and I are out of doritos do you-

Alec: oh fOR GODS SAKE

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Luke: *walking in* let’s go, jace. We have some stuff to take care of.

Jace: I told you, Clary can do whatever-

Luke: Magnus and Alec are alone and no one is there to interrupt them.

Jace:

Jace: get the car.

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Magnus: how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Alec: I don’t know, how are-

Jace: I’m good, thanks for asking.

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<<Nobody fears darkness, they fear what it holds>>

—Source: somewhere inside my little head🔅

[inosentekasi]

Y'all: 2018 is gonna be our year, nothing but good. Fuck 2017

Logan Paul:

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What a great way to start 2018...