The Waves Come Crashing Down...

[vague-humanoid]

[infectedwithnyanites]

"War crime is a category which is starting to sound meaningless to us because everything we do qualifies as one" is not the brilliant defense of your actions you think it is

[cocainesocialist]

United Auto Workers sit-down strike (1936)

[cocainesocialist]

this strike won them a 5% pay increase and the right to talk during lunch, in case you needed a reminder that if capital had its way your worklife would be entirely dystopian

[cryoverkiltmilk]

This seems topical again.

[petermorwood]

“…and the right to talk during lunch…”

Think about the bastardly* boss-worker attitude of THAT.

*It’s a word now.

[queersona]

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

[theradicalace]

this is such a delightful pair of tags

[connortron7]

Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mr-ticky]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[saint-batrick]

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

[beardedmrbean]

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

[barbiesplasticsurgeons]

he was sooooo pissed this dipshit was getting those blocks stuck in the pipe

[ultimatebottom69]

We are assisting to Bird stone age and i want everyone to know how privileged we are to see ir.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history

[burgerlabs]

hi i have like thousands of listens to LMFAO on spotify and am rly autistic about them and i'd like to say that what makes this even funnier is that not only do they have those two studio albums but they also have another album called I'm in yer city trick and it's literally like 15 copies of the exact same song and the only difference is the name of the city they sing in it

[pack-yr-romantic-mind]

it's actually 51 copies. 44 different cities and then the explicit version for 7 of them. The song always refers to a sand and a polka-dot bikini no matter where it's set. They included Chattanooga, TN. They included Grand Rapids, MI. There's an extra one for New York where they call out the names of each borough. There's one that's just called "I'm in the Desert Trick." The album is $61.49 on Amazon Music.

[3dmonstermaze]

LMFAO condemned to wander the earth eternally as punishment for party rocking

[grosezero]

And thats funny to you ?

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[sighinastorm]

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

[paper-mario-wiki]

universities in america are called Michigan University and universities in england are called Our Lady Beverly's Dunwich Moor Academy For Gifted Little Boys

[paper-mario-wiki]

of all the ways i thought people would react to this post, i was not anticipating the #1 reaction to be "Michigan mentioned! This is means for celebration, my fellow Michiganites!" im sorry you guys dont have much else to celebrate over there.

[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fanghaunt]

daaaaamn rowlet with the demonias

[vaporevon]

nearly 1am can’t sleep realized i could make rowlet with the demonias real so i did

[vaporevon]

everyone in the tags pointing out how many rowlet plushes i have. you wish you were as normal as me

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[caps-clever-girl]

dick: so you think joker will be invited to harley and ivy's wedding?

bruce: he'll be there. in spirit if nothing else.

harley 24 hrs ago: so we're gonna have a clown pinata, one for the adults an' one for the kiddies, so EVERYONE gets a chance ta beat the shit outta a clown

bruce sipping a margarita while he flicks through a bridal magazine: nice

[screamting]

Do they invite Batman or just Bruce?

[kelssiel]

they very publicly invite both just to see how bruce pulls it off

[bandydear]

He hires two impersonators and shows up as Matches Malone

[iamnotlanuk]

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

[iamnotlanuk]

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

[iamnotlanuk]

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess

[pandabibble]

[problematick]