THE ULTIMATE RELATIONSHIP TAG
Who is more likely to raise their voice? JadeWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Jade does but playfully, and is always sure he knows she is no way near serious.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Neither of them.Who trashes the house? Neither of them trash it, but Jade has thrown a lamp out of frustration before.Do either of them get physical? Not at all. Garrin sometimes has to hold Jade’s arms down but that’s just so she doesn’t end up hurting herself.How often do they argue/disagree? Nearly never on big things. But they have arguments over what type of cereal to buy sometimes.Who is the first to apologise? Garrin as he is way more level headed than Jade.
Who is on top? Almost always Garrin, but that’s how they both prefer it.Who is on the bottom? Jade.Who has the strangest desires? I’d say probably Jade.Any kinks? Yes. Like a couple big ones then a bunch of small ones.Who’s dominant in bed? Garrin. Though Jade is a dominantly submissive.Is head ever in the equation? Always.If so, who is better at performing it? It’s about equal, but Garrin is a tad bit better.Ever had sex in public? Not really. They’re both too nervous for such a thing.Who moans the most? Jade but that’s mainly due to it being a big turn on for Garrin.Who leaves the most marks? Jade loves leaving marks all over Garrin and usually gets away with it since he dresses so conservatively.Who screams the loudest? Garrin.Who is the more experienced of the two? Jade.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s almost always love making.Rough or soft? They like a good combination honestly.How long do they usually last? They’re both pretty quick.Is protection used? Garrin is quite persistent with it, however Jade likes a more ‘natural’ feeling.Does it ever get boring? Neither of them think so.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In Garrin’s office at work.
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Yes!!If so, how many children do your muses want/have? They wanted one, but with Kai and Ru on the way it puts them at two kiddos they both love.Who is the favorite parent? Usually Jade haha.Who is the authoritative parent? Garrin is better at it, but Jade usually acts first.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Jade honestly. She can’t resist the puppy dog eyes.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Jade. Garrin doesn’t let them have more then one serving of sweets per a day at the most. Jade is more relaxed with it.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of them do. They love to love their kids.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Usually both, but Garrin sometimes attends alone.Who changes the diapers? They both do. But Garrin does it mostly since Jade will need quite a bit of recovery time.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Garrin if there’s pre-pumped milk.Who spends the most time with the children? Jade, but that’s only because Garrin has to work a lot.Who packs their lunch boxes? Jade. She even packs Garrin a lunch.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Garrin.Who cleans up after the kids? They both do, but they usually try to get the kids to clean up after themselves to teach responsibility.Who worries the most? Garrin by far.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Jade haha.
Who likes to cuddle? They both love it. Jade is more willing to do it publicly though.Who is the little spoon? Usually Garrin, but while pregnant Jade is the little spoon.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Jade (Like in Garrin’s office)Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? JaaaaaadeHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Anywhere between an hour to three. Jade tends to over heat easily.Who gives the most kisses? Garrin.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Either cuddling or enjoying coffee on mornings neither of them have to work.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch. Sometimes Jade will sit in Garrin’s lap and cuddle him while he’s doing work (then falls asleep)Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? JadeHow often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often with how their work schedules are. But they make the time they have together really count.
Who snores? Garrin. Sometimes Jade.If both do, who snores the loudest? Garrin. He’s woken Kai before haha.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They usually start out cozy up to each other, but often end up sleeping apart with maybe a hand on the other.Who talks in their sleep? Jade.What do they wear to bed? Jade likes to wear big shirts (preferably Garrin’s) and panties. Garrin likes to sleep in silk pajamas or just in his boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Not too much. Jade has *ahem* medicine for that.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Not pills.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Usually side by side, but Sometimes their legs will intertwine.Who wakes up with bed hair? They both do, Garrin’s usually being harder to brush out though.Who wakes up first? Jade.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? If it’s in bed, it’s usually a surprise Garrin has planned out. However Jade often makes breakfast for everyone to come eat together.What is their favourite sleeping position? Jade on her stomach with Garrin on his side with his hand on top of her back.Who hogs the sheets? Garrin, but that’s because Jade usually kicks them off anyways.Do they set an alarm each night? Yes. Jade always has to get up at three in the morning to get ready for work.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Not in the bedroom, but there is one in the living room.Who has nightmares? Jade usually.Who has ridiculous dreams? Jade. However Garrin always feels as though his dreams are weird (he can’t always quite recall them).Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Jade holy shit.Who makes the bed? Garrin since he usually wakes up second.What time is bed time? As early as they can get the kids to sleep.Any routines/rituals before bed? Garrin likes to read a chapter of a book before bed and Jade will smoke then cuddle up with Garrin as soon as she gets into the bed.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Neither of them are usually grumpy, but Jade might be grumpier.
Who is the busiest? Their both pretty busy honestly. It’s about equal.Who rakes in the highest income? Garrin I think. He is a doctor after all.Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope.Who takes the most sick days? Neither of them. But Garrin is more likely too.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Jade might, but that’s because she has to be there by four thirty each morning.Who sucks up to their boss? They’re both their own bosses.What are their jobs? Garrin is a doctor, and Jade is a Cafe Owner.Who stresses the most? JadeDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They both enjoy it. Garrin just gets drained from it sometimes.Are your muses financially stable? Yes, very much so.
Who does the washing? Jade, but that’s due to her always complainging how Garrin does things.Who takes out the trash? Garrin. Jade doesn’t want to go outside when it’s dark.Who does the ironing? GarrinWho does the cooking? Jade, but Kai likes to help.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? GarrinWho is messier? JadeWho leaves the toilet roll empty? They’re both pretty good at replacing it.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? JadeWho forgets to flush the toilet? Neither of them. It’s gross.Who is the prankster around the house? Jade.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Jade, but Garrin has done it too.Who mows the lawn? They don’t.Who answers the telephone? GarrinWho does the vacuuming? GarrinWho does the groceries? Jade (she likes to pick out the vegetables).Who takes the longest to shower? JadeWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Jade again
Is money a problem? NopeHow many cars do they own? They own one in the modern verse.Do they own their home or do they rent? Own itDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? CountrysideDo they live in the city or in the country? CountryDo they enjoy their surroundings? Yes!!! Jade sometimes misses the conveniences of the city though.What’s their song? I honestly don’t know hahaWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Usually work or just do their own things.Where did they first meet? Garrin’s medical tent in a weather demon village.How did they first meet? Jade got hurt and went to get checked out. Garrin was the one to actually be checked out though *wink*Who spends the most money when out shopping? Garrin is more likely to buy frivolous things.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Jade says it’s Garrin. Garrin doesn’t think either of them do.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Jade, but Garrin almost never trips so it’s a rare thing.Any mental issues? Jade has quite a bit. Garrin not really. He has troubling memories but that’s it.Who’s terrified of bugs? Jade hates them. Garrin just doesn’t like them in the house (he usually catches and releases them outside).Who kills the spiders around the house? Neither. Garrin does as I said in the above answer.Their favourite place? Home. They get to be in comfy clothes and in each other’s arms all they want.Who pays the bills? They both do.Do they have any fears for their future? Not really. They worry, but they manage it together.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? GarrinWho uses up all of the hot water? They don’t normally run out honestly. But it’s probably Garrin.Who’s the tallest? GarrinWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Jade with GarrinWho wanders around in their underwear? JadeWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? JadeWhat do they tease each other about? Jade teases Garrin about little things like his fancy pajamas or his old man cereal. Garrin usually teases about bugs, or makes Jade think there’s a spider on her or something stupid that usually earns him a smack to the arm.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither of them. They may make suggestions for change, but never cringe at anything with each other.Do they have mutual friends? Not too much. Garrin has a few friends Jade became friends with later on though.Who crushed first? JadeAny alcohol or substance related problems? Not really.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Neither, they both normally work mornings.Who swears the most? Jade. But it’s not too often.
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