The Strongest Hearts Are Made of Kyber

Charlotte. 28. Homoromantic asexual. Sometimes I'll post my fics or drabbles, but most likely it'll all go on AO3.

[midgart]

kevin is sick of their shit

[chaoticgremelin]

It has been five years since the events of the main triology, some Riko fans still remain and one of them tweets about how Riko was the best player ever and It is the Foxes fault he killed himself

Someone else answers: Kevin lost It all and rebuilt his whole life from ground zero after being sidelined by his team and 'brother'. Riko lost his arm and killed himself. He was never the strongest between the two.

Neil Josten reposts It

The Exy community goes crazy

Neil refuses to apolodgise for It

This is how he got banned from HIS own twitter account by his PR team within a few hours after It was created.

[rarvenaa]

KEVIN DAY💋

It's been a while since I made you happy with a lie. By the way, I didn't tell you, but I was rocking the skills...

Repost if you feel that moisture from his skin and love everything for the sake of play >>>

[phantom-threaded]

The Aristocats 1970, dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[whomst-the-hell]

aftg stuff we as a fandom do not talk about or appreciate enough:

neil punching the shit out of riko and wymack having to drag him off

neil repeatedly wanting to hit someone but not allowing himself because he was trying to stay low profile

neil getting back from evermore, realising riko tattooed him, and immediately attempting to carve the tattoo off his face with a knife

neil fantasising about stomping andrews face in at columbia

neil being experienced with guns

neil specifically liking exy because its aggressive and violent

neil grabbing the racket at thanksgiving with the intention of using it as a weapon, then asking for it back after

" "Need anything else?" "A clear shot at Riko and no witnesses," Neil said. Matt grinned like he thought Neil was joking and left. "

[realmothchu]

neil soft launching his relationship by tweeting “i didn’t know likes were public” and when the people inevitably race to check his twitter likes all they find are any and all posts mentioning andrew minyard, images/gifs of andrew looking hot and brooding in goal, tweets about how hot and brooding andrew looks in goal…

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[fivescocoa]

the way nicky and aaron talked about andrew off his meds is exactly the way dog people talk about cats.

“you dont know what he was like off his meds… he was scary and violent.” and then he goes off his meds and is just incredibly quiet and wants to be left alone.

exact energy as ppl crying cats are “unpredictable and will scratch you for no reason” while disrespecting every boundary the cat has put in place. there’s a fundamental misunderstanding happening.

andrew minyard is a cat. in this essay i will—

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[instigatorjosten]

i think too often about the fact after baltimore when the fbi forces neil to spend a weekend locked up going over everything, neil takes andrew with him. like an emotional support dog. and the fbi just lets them. its so silly. and any time a new agent comes along theyre like ???why is this kid here??? and everyone else involved just shrugs and replies he bites if you try to make him leave, and him being here stops the other one from biting too

[radicalgraff]

Trump’s golf course in Turnberry, Scotland was vandalized overnight by Palestine solidarity activists.

[papayafromtv]

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

[ozzyfromscotland]

dick: "jason can you come over i miss you :("

jason: climbs through window, moves the planchette to 'no', climbs back out the window

dick: "no fucking way"

[teathattast]

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason would adopt a kid (or a kid would adopt Jason, let’s be real) and he would never outright tell anyone. It would be up to everyone ELSE to find out. Whether that be by accident or by suspicious snooping

Jason: hey guys, im gong to the store. anyone want anything? tim: uh some granola bars for patrol would be great. what are you going to the store for? jason: *non-chalantly* a night light tim: tim: are you . . . afraid of the dark? jason: no tim:

jason: *yanking a super sugary cereal out of dick's hands* that stunts growth and development dick: dick: i am,,,,, fully rown and developed?????? jason: well then you're setting a bad example for young and impressionable children dick: damian????????? jason: no dick: then who?????

cassandra: would you like to come to my ballet recital? everyone else is busy. jason: umm . . . can i bring a plus one? cassandra: sure. who? jason: my daughter cassandra: awww that's a great idea! later: cassandra: wait. you don't have a daughter. jason: yes i do? cassandra: okay then. *promptly never mentions it to anyone else*

steph: *visiting jason* uh . . . dude jason: *wearing a "my dad jokes are the price of my cooking" apron and cooking while holding a child on his hip* yea? steph: steph: what the FU- jason: LANGUAGE steph: -DGE

bruce: jason has been acting off. i need the two of you to tail him tonight and report back to me. stephanie: no. bruce: what do you mean no? duke: i wouldn't willingly tail jason todd if you told me you would pay for my college bruce: im already going to pay for your college duke: exactly. and i'm gonna to need my life to make use of that fact. so im not going to tail the murderous crime lord turned vigilante. no way. bruce: something's wrong, i'm telling you two. stephanie, who has alrady met her niece and is the first aunt to have been named: ask someone else dude. idk what else t' tell ya

bruce: tim, something's wrong with jason tim, who found out through steph the day previous and has since met his niece as well: he got a girl bruce: *wide-eyed* he has a girlfriend???? tim: that's not-- you know what, sure

[misinterpretedmythology]

Bruce: Let's not jump to conclusions.

Dick, impulsive: I'm jumpin.

Jason, already locked and loaded: I've jumped.

Tim, already solved the case: I've landed.

[nondistinctmeganerd]

I love the trope that Damian is always dropping Jason lore on accident to an unsuspecting bat family, but I raise you this: Damian starts dropping little facts bc he's pissed that the rest of the bats are so clueless when it comes to his brother

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Jason: idk why Alfred started making more italian lately but this is the best week of my life

Damian, who recently informed the family of some of Jason's favorite recipies: maybe he's having a phase

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Jason, off-handedly to Damian exactly one (1) time: yeah, i just run cold these days, side effect of being dead I guess

*several weeks later*

Damian: hello

Jason, staring at the frankly appalling amount to soft and cozy blankets piled in the living room: hi????

[chaoticbatfam]

the idea that jason stils has slight memory gaps from when he was robin and before he died makes me laugh because it would be like--

jason: *talking about how he just called bruce dad for the first time again while in full red hood gear and in front of commissioner gordon* it was horrible. I'm never going to recover, dickie. the embarrassment was too much dick: *not even looking up from his phone* can't be worse than that time when you were 13 and professed your undying love for wonder woman in front of diana, who bruce hadd been about to introduce you to jason: *having a heart attack* can't be worse than the time I WHAT