You could do anything, if only you dared

a human espresso that is mostly obsessed with politics and acotar/tog but will reblog anything

[thischarmingmothman]

Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[lungthief]

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

[raptorific]

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

[officialunitedstates]

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

[permacultivated]

this is so true

[officialunitedstates]

I know

[radsee]

What’s going on here

[officialunitedstates]

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

[lesbianhallieparker]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[ashstfu]

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[sosuperawesome]

Loré Pemberton on Instagram

[toastbutteregg]

[keatingwilde]

soon it will be autumn, and i'll have a cup of warm tea, an old, unread book with crinkled pages, and the leaves would be a beautiful shade. everything would be alright again.

[lesbianshepard]

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

[lesbianshepard]

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

[wandasmaximofffs]

“The point is, I’ve never had control over my own life before, and now I do.“ BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

[wern]

[doubleca5t]

[tokai-teio]

[kahguyaht]

straight writers be like “this character is not gay. now here is the 12th scene where they are bullied for being gay”

[rai-r]