where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter
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where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter
Happy Easter 🐰
Which path should he choose?
The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose
Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?
Under the tree, or under the old fort?
By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves
A lovely choice!
Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?
Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting
Sounds fun!
Which shell should he pick up?
This one
That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.
Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?
He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!
The crab wants to give a gift in return.
Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?
the gift of friendship :)
Friendship acquired!
Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?
The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)
So many options!
Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?
Seasar salad
Nothing beats getting it straight from the source
Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?
What about that sword in the first panel?
The circle is complete.
Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.
Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.
Thank you to everyone who participated!
I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.
I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out
....you’re lying...you must be...
noooooo
It is once again time to share my favourite christmas card: Big dommy she-krampus, an unsuspecting victim and the dude in her basket who is delighted to be here and is already planning how he's going to make it to the "naughty" list again next year
When you learned your mother was a goddess, things finally seemed to fall into place. The other demigods laughed at you, the only child born to the goddess of the hearth, Hestia. But your power was so much more than they could dream of.
Being born to a goddess was something I never imagined to have happened to me, and really, least of all to a goddess of virginity, so really, Hestia as a mother? I didn’t believe that.
But dad told me he had been at the oven with papa and they had stoked the fire, they poured wine and sacrifices bread and oil and meats to the flame, and begged the goddess to let them have family together to gather in this home, a family to gather around a hearth and to love.
And listen to their prayers she did, sculpting me from embers and ash and blowing life into me with a spark from her flames, kissing my forehead once before she left, leaving me forever with her mark on my face.
That’s what dad told me, and now it all makes much more sense.
I never ran out of s'more stuff, ya know? Even if I had definitely just used up my last chocolate for a cake, there’d be a new perfectly preserved package of it in my cupboard. Marshmallows empty cause of my hot chocolate? No silly, there is still some left in the box somehow.
I also play the guitar, at the campfires I always played and lead the chorus, but never do my fingers turn to blisters, and I never need to rest my voice.
It also explains why I have always been at home anywhere and with anyone, I could sit down, and I was home where I was and the people with me would be my family.
Other demigods mocked me, I am the child of the goddess of the home, of the hearth, a cooking deity they’d call her.
It was…rude, but it was fine, I could deal with it. I didn’t have a cabin full of siblings, but whoever stopped by was family, right?
And it was totally fine to leave me behind when they went into battle, I am no good with weaponry, but I could still follow them, grab some food for them, they’d be hungry after all the fighting.
And they seemed almost concerned when I ran onto the battlefield barefooted and in my hoodie and sweatpants and apron, rushing towards a dragon and a son of Thanatos.
Their screams were scared when the useless child of a goddess ran onto the battlefield, and this boy actually tried to hold me back, even if his arms were shattered and his skin was scorched.
They were shocked when the battle ended with me.
They would’ve known I can’t get burned from all the times I’d stumbled into the campfire or spilled tea.
They should’ve known I can make anyone and anything calm down quickly enough.
They should’ve known I can protect anyone behind me by raising my hand.
A hearth does not burn, it warms and nutures. A family calms and cares, not aggravates. A home does not abandon, it protects.
I am the son of Hestia, and my mother gave me the ability to be a hearth anywhere I went. It is safe with me, for anyone.
I ended wars before, this one was no different.
Beautiful
Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.
Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.
Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.
Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.
Diné mythology:
Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.
Celtic Mythology:
Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae
Hindu mythology:
Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva
I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”
And I love how Celtic mythology is like, “They’re ALL This Asshole.”
I *knew* that companies have been trying to shift blame for damage to the environment onto regular people’s buying habits, but it has still somehow been a shock to research a topic and find the internet totally dominated by the narrative that “consumerism” and the desire to buy more stuff is entirely responsible for pollution and landfill waste, instead of factors such as planned obsolescence.
It’s insidious—this widespread idea that average people are too greedy, and that’s what fuels climate change and pollution. Not greedy companies.
“Consumers shop for clothes to stay on-trend and throw away perfectly good old clothes.” “Consumers only wear clothes a few times before throwing them away.” “A huge amount of landfill waste comes from clothing that consumers throw out.” “Consumers replace their wardrobes arbitrarily to stay on-trend.” “Consumer demand for ‘fast fashion’ is rising spite of the environmental impacts.”
Statements like this make it sound like regular people want to buy and waste vast amounts of resources, and normal people’s unchecked addiction to shopping is causing environmental devastation. It’s horribly misleading when products are being deliberately designed to break or wear out within one or two years and to be impossible to repair.
Instead of “Americans are buying way more clothes than they did 20 years ago, causing lots of landfill waste!”
Where are the articles entitled “Clothing brands are selling poorly-made clothes that have to be replaced much more often than 20 years ago, causing lots of landfill waste!”
*banging on pots and pans*
THE NEED TO REPLACE ESSENTIAL NECESSITIES MORE OFTEN WHEN THEY ARE DELIBERATELY DESIGNED TO FALL APART OR BREAK QUICKLY IS NOT CONSUMERISM
Music just tastes different when you're driving through the backroads of Appalachia at 4am.
“When politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.”
— Edward R. Murrow (1908-1965) American journalist
“The only reality is the one we have inside us. What makes most people’s lives so artificial and unworthy is that they falsely regard outside images as reality and they never allow their own inner world to speak.”
— Hermann Hesse (b. 2 July 1877)
have you ever seen a swallowtail caterpillar defend itself?
I can't get over how it has Instant Eyebrows
This is called an osmeterium! It’s a defensive organ found in all swallowtails caterpillars. They evert it when disturbed, as you saw above, to either startle their foe or gross them out with the foul-smelling secretions the organ emits :)
“I am older at twenty than a lot of people who have died.”
— Absalom, Absalom!, William Faulkner (b. 25 September 1897)