wouldn't you like to know

I sure would. 30. breeding kink haver. incest/age gap/size difference enthusiast. also omegaverse, make EVERYTHING omegaverse!

[tiniloaf]

[riversruneast]

Actually I think Sirry and Remadora have a lot of similarities—two worn, older men with sad pasts finding young love etc. etc.. So instead of Remus being judgy about Sirius dating his much younger godson, they get together and exchange ideas about how to prevent backaches and muscle cramps and satisfy a much younger lover with a higher libido who doesn’t want to be in bed by 10.

[vole-mon-amour]

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and ohhh. my god, Harry had his own giant fluffy live toy to sleep with!

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OHHH. MY GOD.

[arliedraws]

I couldn’t help drawing more Sirry raising Harry in New England stuff 😅

[kimitofutari]

[albi-bumblebee]

Harry about Sirius:

[arliedraws]

harry getting constantly turned on by his godfather is a problem

[diamondmeadow]

by olga_snow @ Instagram

[akichiart]

He doesn‘t bite

[boopsloop363]

[viria]

utter unawareness (Grimmauld Roommates AU)

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[merrysithmas]

🧅

[romcommunist]

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[nextcastle]

Stranded